Your 'ITK' Thread

[Groucho]

Rooney

- Locked in discussions with Man Utd, releasing from contract isn't enough, Rooney wants either Man Utd or Everton to pay a substantial fee.

I'm still unsure on this one.

I don't think he'll come ultimately.

 

[peteblue]

Sandro and Klaassen are ours......

We are just about to sign a keeper but I have to keep his name secret to protect sources........(Removals men)..........

 

[peteblue]

Rooney tells me he's not coming.......

 

[peteblue]

Who's going to be our "gets tails wagging" signing?

This will come near the end of the window I think

Bill mentioned over dinner that we'll be made up.......

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

I know it's not a popular opinion around these parts but I wouldn't be too bothered if Gueye went. He's a good pressing mid in my mind but could be replaced. His individual stars are good but we struggle to play away from home and we're poor in big games. Not all down to him of course but I think Schneiderlin and even Davies make noticeably more difference when not in the team than Gueye.

He was immense last season, I think that's barking personally

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

A friend of mine who works for a well known website has been asked by his boss to remove Enner Valencia AND IDRISSA GUEYE from the Everton portion of their page. I really hope this is wrong...

Joins the site today, just after the news breaks that we've agreed a record fee for a new keeper, and tries to tell us that one of our stars from last season is leaving

Ok mate xxx

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

And the 'well known' website is... ?

Hope it's not x hamster

 

[chrissyjack]

Don't ask me . I dont even know what I'm having for tea , tonight

 

[blue61]

Don't ask me . I dont even know what I'm having for tea , tonight

Gammon and eggs mate.

 

[chrissyjack]

Gammon and eggs mate.

Cheers , mate


* makes note to call in the Asda on the way home to get gammon and eggs

 

[Groucho]

A friend of mine who works for a well known website has been asked by his boss to remove Enner Valencia AND IDRISSA GUEYE from the Everton portion of their page. I really hope this is wrong...

 

[dave abrahams]

I'll go.


Sandro Ramirez

- It's up to him.

Davy Klaassen

- Ajax want £26m. We dont want to go over £22m.

Michael Keane

- He wants to sign.

Fraser Forster

- Our number one target, before Pickford.

Kalidou Koulibaly

- Still hopeful of bringing this lad in.

Wayne Rooney

- Locked in discussions with Man Utd, releasing from contract isn't enough, Rooney wants either Man Utd or Everton to pay a substantial fee.

We are signing Pickford, good luck with others.

 

[dave abrahams]

Rom to Chelsea for 'undisclosed fee', resulting in a mass fume on here, until our new front 5 of Rooney, Giroud, The Ox, DCL, and master Lookman score more goals between them every week than you can count fingers on the hand of a Stoke City fan.
That's all I have thus far, more to follow as my info comes in.

Can't wait for your next report !!!!!

 

[dave abrahams]

99.99% chance I will be sucked into this angsty pessimistic vortex that 1/4th of our fanbase lives in during the transfer window regardless of the outcome. Curse my empathic nature

Great that, was it a true story.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Great that, was it a true story.

Twas. Can't help but feel the pain. I hide my tears by scolding bedwetting virgins