Confirmed Signing Youssef Chermiti

[toffee82]

I think the Portuguese media are a little confused.

They claim he's in Lisbon when he's actually in The Lisbon!

 

[Thomasc]

I’m off to Portugal on Tuesday. If he’s not here by then I’ll pop round and get a GOT exclusive.

 

[CluelessBlue]

Tell you what doesn’t make sense, you starting every single post with ….. just type normal sentences please man.

....in shock news earlier this week, the anarcho-socmedia radical known as Chico 'Hamish' Azul outed himself as a member of the shadowy 'Punctuation Police'.

Little is known about this outfit, although it is strongly suspected of being funded by the more petulantly pedantic form of billionaire.

Last night, we spoke to a well-known and deeply respected member of this forum who we made up entirely for the purposes of this post. In hushed but obviously shaken tones they told us that they felt this news had...
"....cut the very ground from underneath me...." and then bravely battled a wave of fictitious emotion to add....
"... I may have to revisit some of Mr. Azul's earlier social media posts, which I have previously taken to be a baseline gold standard of Internet-based veracity".

....ellipses for ever Eggs!!&#/**!...............

Hey Chico!

 

[Bob Elstone]

Bill n Kev working wonders for dyche.

 

[coollino]

If a potential signed wasn't in the squad for a friendly you'd all be buzzing, but this time you are crying . Odd

 

[Sharpies volley]

….not sure if that’s the 3rd or 4th time a variation of that post has been made on this thread already.

Great

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

They should knock a couple of million off the fee now for injuring Tarkowski.

 

[chicoazul]

....in shock news earlier this week, the anarcho-socmedia radical known as Chico 'Hamish' Azul outed himself as a member of the shadowy 'Punctuation Police'.

Little is known about this outfit, although it is strongly suspected of being funded by the more petulantly pedantic form of billionaire.

Last night, we spoke to a well-known and deeply respected member of this forum who we made up entirely for the purposes of this post. In hushed but obviously shaken tones they told us that they felt this news had...
"....cut the very ground from underneath me...." and then bravely battled a wave of fictitious emotion to add....
"... I may have to revisit some of Mr. Azul's earlier social media posts, which I have previously taken to be a baseline gold standard of Internet-based veracity".

....ellipses for ever Eggs!!&#/**!...............

Hey Chico!

I can confirm this.

(Hi man).

 

[anton66]

I can confirm this.

(Hi man).

He seems to know a lot about you mate for a newbie?

 

[chicoazul]

He seems to know a lot about you mate for a newbie?

You’ll note how humble I am on here but basically I’m a big thing on X app. I run the place.

Get out the pond and into the ocean, lads.

 

[coollino]

He seems to know a lot about you mate for a newbie?

Could be @Philw?

 

[Moomin]

You’ll note how humble I am on here but basically I’m a big thing on X app. I run the place.

Get out the pond and into the ocean, lads.

*drops kecks

 

[LEONARD]

Has it been decided which injury he will pick up, within first 2 weeks of signing?

 

[CalBuckeye_Rob]

What‘s the rush? The transfer window is open for weeks yet.

The right deal is better than a quick deal.

Probably because they survived by one goal last season. Every game could be the one that cost you at the end of season.

 

[Barnfred 55]

He seems to know a lot about you mate for a newbie?

Haha. He joined around the same time as you.

He just has the good sense not to post in here.