Confirmed Signing Youssef Chermiti

[Julio Ananas]

HELLO CHERMI

 

[Eggs]

6ft 4in this lad and allegedly pretty fast and tough too.

….looks slow and placid to me but I did notice he has 3 yellow cards.

 

[Toffeeslam]

No more of a risk than El Bilal Toure and cheaper

That ElBilal Toure is very raw and really not ready to be a top striker yet if ever.

I’ve watched him and have friends in Spain who are big on La Liga and they tell me he is very inconsistent and that’s putting it kindly.

If we had cash he wouldn’t be someone we would want to bring in but are current situation we’re acting like we missed out on Messi.

He would have been a huge risk

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Can you not just bin off gimps like this @GrandOldTeam

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[Librarian]

Lash it up to big YoChi

 

[Bungle]

What does any of this mean?

I can't be completely sure but I think @TheBigIguana has just ejaculated

 

[kenada_blue]

Not sure if this is a meme but buying players with no regard for resale value has put us in the mess we’re in.

It's part. The majority is buying utter guff with no plan.

 

[Clarky cat]

What does any of this mean?

It means that somebody has got a lot of spare time on their hands.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

I'll judge him in accordance to how he plays for us but I've already seen him described as a "make a wish kid" by rival fans. I definitely laughed out loud at that.

 

[Clarky cat]

I can't be completely sure but I think @TheBigIguana has just ejaculated

+Xjizz

 

[kenada_blue]

Just wondering though...what's he got that Simms didn't have?

 

[Toffeeslam]

A bit of a Lacina Traoure about him isn’t there ?

 

[ValBlue]

What does any of this mean?

My very naive reading suggests that:
-he’s around a 1 in 3 guy
-almost all his goals are from open play
-doesn’t pass often
-a poor creator
-takes a lot of touches in the box
-decent defensively

I think that’s what that means

 

[john jako]

The most memorable thing he ever did as an Everton player was this, sums us up really

the comments to that video is pure everton da material

 

[MikeH72]

It's part. The majority is buying utter guff with no plan.

Part of that plan should always be “are we likely to lose money on this player?” So it’s actually the main reason.