2023/24 Youssef Chermiti

[Noisy noise annoys]

Did he play today?

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Youssef Chermiti - 2023/24 Player Performance Thread

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Any chance I can swap from Holgate?

 

[JLW]

Start Chermiti the weekend with the crock on the bench

 

[TheNinja]

Saw some Sporting fans on Reddit crowing about selling their third-choice striker to us and paying a net of about 4m for Gyokeres

If he was 25 I'd be concerned, but not so much at 19

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Saw some Sporting fans on Reddit crowing about selling their third-choice striker to us and paying a net of about 4m for Gyokeres

They make out like they signed peak R9. Gyokeres is the swedish James Beattie.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

They make out like they signed peak R9. Gyokeres is the swedish James Beattie.

Massive man boobs?

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Start Chermiti the weekend with the crock on the bench

What do you think the chances of this happening are?

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Massive man boobs?

He made me feel good about mine...

 

[JLW]

What do you think the chances of this happening are?

About 10% chance of that

I guess it will be Maupay starting with DCL and Chermiti on the bench and DCL getting brought on in the 65th minute and Chermiti not getting on at all.

 

[john jako]

About 10% chance of that

I guess it will be Maupay starting with DCL and Chermiti on the bench and DCL getting brought on in the 65th minute and Chermiti not getting on at all.

I don’t even think he will be on the bench mate

 

[witchdoc187]

Youssef Chermiti
You are the love of my life
Youssef Chermiti you could probably shag my ex wife
Youssef Chermiti I don't know what your hair's like

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Saw some Sporting fans on Reddit crowing about selling their third-choice striker to us and paying a net of about 4m for Gyokeres

For starters we’ve paid about 10 for Chermiti and they paid about 20 for Gyokeres so that’s not true. And if we’re going to play that game we got Chermiti for about 3m net after selling Simms to Coventry which Sporting themselves paid for buying Gyokeres.

It’ll probably take years for anyone to actually know who got the best deal.

 

[billyblue80]

I hope we sign another striker for this lads sake as he is not ready

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I hope we sign another striker for this lads sake as he is not ready

I think that shipped sailed when Bilal rejected us sadly. I expect a Che at best.

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Presume he’ll play for the first time in the cup game? Unless Dom still hasn’t played a PL match and they use that as the final stop on the magical mystery rehab tour. Be nice to see the young lad play though and bang a couple in, hopefully with no pressure if we can actually win comfortably. (I know I know)