2023/24 Youssef Chermiti

[Jimmy Grimble]

Hey Ch'miti, you Ch'miti, Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang, Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang we love you.
And our Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang, Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang loves us too

 

[Mark barnett]

Hey Ch'miti, you Ch'miti, Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang, Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang we love you.
And our Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang, Ch'miti Ch'miti bang bang loves us too

Jerry the Berry style

 

[NathDogg]

Would love to see him play at the weekend - we’re not in a position to sign players who won’t get any minutes.

Sadly, the lad will have to complete the Sean Dyche ironman challenge, consisting of an 18hour long bleep test, 200 mile swim and 300 mile cycle in 24 hours before he’s considered “fit” enough to play for us.

 

[chippy1722]

They make out like they signed peak R9. Gyokeres is the swedish James Beattie.

He was Haaland like on here for most fans when we were linked.

 

[DualityNSNO]

If he can score goals he plays.

Exactly how Sean Dyche doesn't think though.

 

[blueblood]

About 10% chance of that

I guess it will be Maupay starting with DCL and Chermiti on the bench and DCL getting brought on in the 65th minute and Chermiti not getting on at all.

That would be early. Could you contact Sean and let him know that it’s within the rules to make a change before 70 minutes?

 

[14_dollars]

Saw some Sporting fans on Reddit crowing about selling their third-choice striker to us and paying a net of about 4m for Gyokeres

Gyokeres is the Swedish Ade Akinbiyi.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Did he play yesterday

 

[jazzy]

They make out like they signed peak R9. Gyokeres is the swedish James Beattie.

That's even worse if they are accurate about our new signing

 

[jazzy]

Maybe we should wait and see who's the better off in the long run.

Agreed but how long is the long run?
In Evertons case we need someone able to do the 200 metres straight away

 

[maccavennie]

I hope this kid has had a good weeks worth of training because we'll be relying on him a lot more than we'd probably like to at this current moment in time.

 

[john jako]

Did he play yesterday

Not seen anything on it which makes me think no.

Probably still trying to get to level 7 on the dyche bleep test.

 

[CielosGrises]

If DCL came through a training match then he is closer than Kermit surely ?

 

[Goat]

Rise my Prince, its your time.

 

[maccavennie]

Rise my Prince, its your time.

Not until DCL passes into the Everton strikers afterlife with greats such as Barlow, Angell, Spencer and Rondon.

Until that time, DCL will remain the Prince.

Or is DCL the King as Niasse was Prince? ffs I'm getting confused with who is who and who wears what crown and when