catcherintherye
Player Valuation: Ā£80m
It's one and one 15/18ths times. Thought I'd just correct that before @catcherintherye goes all Patty Hearst on us again.
I'm not ruling anything out

It's one and one 15/18ths times. Thought I'd just correct that before @catcherintherye goes all Patty Hearst on us again.
Itās 32 pts from a possible 72 pts mate, and when you throw in the start to the season we had its poor.
I know someone will be along to ask me how many points did I expect with this squad shortly.
None of what youāre talking about matters because the managers we have consistently choose not to try. Step one is trying to play football and win games and if theyāre falling short of that none of the rest of the makes any difference.
Lindstrom did wellWhen you got Young, Coleman, Patterson, Harrison and Lindstrom as your Right flank, it is what it is - they'd struggle in the Championship.
And who do they link with in attack - Doucs and DCL/Beto.
There's a decent argument to be had that a high % of the managers in the sides in and around Everton would get Everton relegated with any other approach than what Dyche is using.
I'm no fan of his and when hopefully more players like Ndaiye and Tim come in I want to see Dyche gone. But for now it is what it is.
Agreed Chic's...
Itās always a choice. Always.You canāt try this stuff when youāre 19th in the league though. Until perhaps the start of this season Dyche has never been in a position to try. Iād argue Lampard did try at the start of his first full season and we got absolutely ran through and ended up 19th after 20 games. Ancelotti tried for 7 games then as soon as James got injured he stopped bothering. That tells you something in itself.
Koeman and Silva were the bigger disappointments to me because they had all the money in the world, wasted it on rubbish players and still served up complete dross. Iāve got much more anger at them for wasting that opportunity than I have with Dyche for playing pragmatic football with this lot.
The next managerial appointment will be key and whoever we get they need to be backed with serious money so they can get the players they need. If the team sheet next season reads Coleman/Young Keane Tarkowski Mykolenko then they can have whatever philosophy they want, itās not happening.
We need two new fullbacks, another CB, another central mid, two attacking wide players and probably another attacking midfielder as a minimum and thatās with Branthwaite staying, if he goes add another top CB to that list.
Dyche, The fat kopite and Lampard are the 3 worst managers in our entire history.Agreed Chic's...
Why stop there, mate?
We should do something like this to commemorate the last 10 years of amazing mangerial appointments:
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With Dyche, the FSW kopite mess, and maybe fathead Koeman?
It could be dubbed: The Unholy Trinity?![]()
But at least Lampard wasn't a complete w@nker. I'd reserve that title for Koeman.Dyche, The fat kopite and Lampard are the 3 worst managers in our entire history.
Lindstrom did well
In Germany - Flopped in Italy though
and cost 30mil. - Yet a year on, Napoli were happy just to get him off their wage bill. Michael Keane cost the best part of Ā£30 million about 7 years ago, it means very little and is no guarantee of anything, as Napoli have evidently discovered, and it's not actually that much these days anyway.
Harrison got 21 Goals and 16 assist in 3 years at Leeds. All Our 3 Right backs have played international football. 100ās and 100ās of managers would have kept us last season and this - What's the fact the right backs have played international football got to do with anything? Does it mean Coleman is earning his wages or that Patterson is actually good because he played for the mighty Scots?
Even as a joke I canāt stomach the idea of that horrible Kopite being memorialised , he shouldnāt even be given the honour of being recorded in our list of managers .Agreed Chic's...
Why stop there, mate?
We should do something like this to commemorate the last 10 years of amazing mangerial appointments:
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With Dyche, the FSW kopite mess, and maybe fathead Koeman?
It could be dubbed: The Unholy Trinity?![]()
I'd replace Lampard with Mike Walker in that list, easily the worst imo.Dyche, The fat kopite and Lampard are the 3 worst managers in our entire history.
Agreed mate...Even as a joke I canāt stomach the idea of that horrible Kopite being memorialised , he shouldnāt even be given the honour of being recorded in our list of managers .
Carlo ancelotti 21/12/19 -01/06/21
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Duncan Ferguson 16/01/22-31/0122
Frank Lampard 31/01/22-23/01/23