Thankfully mate our relegation rivals are truly poor.
Its close tho
Can not start the next game.
Dyche pretty much got himself sacked for consistently playing this guy(For unknown reasons).
The only attributes he has as a striker are that he's tall and he's fast.
That's it, there is nothing else.
Moyes needs to wise up fast to this and give that poor poor man Beto a run of games.
Imagine looking at that every week on the bench and still not getting a shot..
Dyche pretty much got himself sacked for consistently playing this guy(For unknown reasons).
The only attributes he has as a striker are that he's tall and he's fast.
That's it, there is nothing else.
Moyes needs to wise up fast to this and give that poor poor man Beto a run of games.
Imagine looking at that every week on the bench and still not getting a shot..
It's Everton of the last 8 years. Tom Davies got 180 games. Not the Everton i knew.
Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £20m
Played his part in getting a fair few managers sacked this lad now with the good chances he spunks
swap him against Dawson. Better striker
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
I don’t know how he’s still not worked out when to jump to win a header from a goal kick. Never seen a striker who can be so good in the air mistime goalkicks so comically so often.
BullensRoad
Player Valuation: £35m
5 years ago. My god was it that long ago?
Constantly offside, constantly doesn't jump, constantly doesn't challenge, constantly doesn't run, constantly out of position, constantly doesn't run into space in the box, constantly [Poor language removed] on one one ones, constantly bad at shooting, constantly [Poor language removed]….
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BullensRoad
Player Valuation: £35m
Appalling all season? He's been the same for the last 4/5. He'll sign for another club, potential Italy, and get the odd goal.
His influencer bird will be made up.
Man like DCL wagwan at Everton.
MACCA75
Player Valuation: £70m
Koeman was probably right about him. This lad is no striker.
He doesn't even have the run of a footballer.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
Even more annoying that his version of “not as bad as first feared” is still 3 months out. Shocking for the lad bless him.
I really really like Broja. Think he has a lot of talent and looks natural with the ball. But in our position, his lack of robustness makes him another useless signing. He’s been on the oxygen twice in a week only for a “not as bad as feared” a couple of days later.
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