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[davek]

I dont worship Moyes.

Hes a necessary evil.

He was offered the biggest job in the world, he would have been an utter fool to turn it down, he took the job and made bids for our players, he got jogged on, he overpaid for Fellaini.

It wasnt that deep.

He called fans out who opposed Kenwright as being out of line.

He's a and sided with people who regraded the club for decades.

 

[Goat]

I never once saw him eat snot.

You did.

 

[Goat]

He called fans out who opposed Kenwright as being out of line.

He's a and sided with people who regraded the club for decades.

But Dyche is doing the same, in 2025, where is your outrage now?

Notice how I havent mentioned Dyche sucking Kenwright off? Cos im not a hypocrite.

 

[davek]

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You did.

Wiping snot away with his hand is not eating it...


...the depths you drag me down to, btw...

 

[MikeH72]

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You did.

 

[davek]

But Dyche is doing the same, in 2025, where is your outrage now?

Notice how I havent mentioned Dyche sucking Kenwright off? Cos im not a hypocrite.

How has he done that exactly?

 

[MikeH72]

Thatcher loving bald Kopite Brexit voting radio presenting double relegated 28% winning ginger disc bearded bell end.

 

[Goat]

How has he done that exactly?

If you cant read then whats the point in even continuing this?

Read his recent comments, then come back to me and apologise, till then, go read a book.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Everton fan walks into a casino with a chip that says PL survival and safe passage to new owners and new stadium, cost of the chip is keeping Dyche with some dour football for a few seasons in the bottom half.

The three options are:

You walk out with the chip and enjoy new owners, new stadium as a PL club.

You throw the chip on the roulette table for a new manager, you might land on a red that loses you everything. EVERYTHING. Literally the liquidation of the club. Relegation, administration, points deduction, fire sale of assets, no takeover, subsequent relegation, sale of new stadium and lease arrangement, possibly the winding up the club and a new co. being formed.

Or you land on black and you get an 11th placed finish with some more passing in your own half.

Thankfully Everton chose the first option and stuck with Dyche until the takeover.


Meanwhile in cloud cuckoo land:
‘I want to be entertained and enjoy my Saturdays, NSNO not my manager’

Some of you were literally willing to bet the entire existence of the club for a bit more entertainment on a match day.

 

[Goat]

Everton fan walks into a casino with a chip that says PL survival and safe passage to new owners and new stadium, cost of the chip is keeping Dyche with some dour football for a few seasons in the bottom half.

The three options are:

You walk out with the chip and enjoy new owners, new stadium as a PL club.

You throw the chip on the roulette table for a new manager, you might land on a red that loses you everything. EVERYTHING. Literally the liquidation of the club. Relegation, administration, points deduction, fire sale of assets, no takeover, subsequent relegation, sale of new stadium and lease arrangement, possibly the winding up the club and a new co. being formed.

Or you land on black and you get an 11th placed finish with some more passing in your own half.

Thankfully Everton chose the first option and stuck with Dyche until the takeover.


Meanwhile in cloud cuckoo land:
‘I want to be entertained and enjoy my Saturdays, NSNO not my manager’

Some of you were literally willing to bet the entire existence of the club for a bit more entertainment on a match day.

What an utterly insane waste of time and energy to type all this.

It was his lack of winning football games we objected to, not his football.

 

[Goat]

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[COYBL25]

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You did.

 

[banno]

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23 December 2023 - 2 April 2024

Lies I tell you, lies!! Dyche saved us from certain relegation

 

[GrandOldSte117]

What was the point in closing the Dyche thread how many times can the same points be made?

 

[COYBL25]

Everton fan walks into a casino with a chip that says PL survival and safe passage to new owners and new stadium, cost of the chip is keeping Dyche with some dour football for a few seasons in the bottom half.

The three options are:

You walk out with the chip and enjoy new owners, new stadium as a PL club.

You throw the chip on the roulette table for a new manager, you might land on a red that loses you everything. EVERYTHING. Literally the liquidation of the club. Relegation, administration, points deduction, fire sale of assets, no takeover, subsequent relegation, sale of new stadium and lease arrangement, possibly the winding up the club and a new co. being formed.

Or you land on black and you get an 11th placed finish with some more passing in your own half.

Thankfully Everton chose the first option and stuck with Dyche until the takeover.


Meanwhile in cloud cuckoo land:
‘I want to be entertained and enjoy my Saturdays, NSNO not my manager’

Some of you were literally willing to bet the entire existence of the club for a bit more entertainment on a match day.

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