Match Thread Everton vs Chelsea - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[DualityNSNO]

About an hour until all excitement about the new season is swallowed up by the old, familiar void. Drink it in, folks.

I have skipped ahead and just have the void currently.

Team doesn't really inspire confidence either.

 

[DualityNSNO]

It is odd. But maybe he’s thinking 5 at the back when we’re defending with McNeill and Gordon joining Iwobi and Doucs in midfield and leaving Gray as a pacey outlet. Then in possession Patterson and Myko can push up allowing Gordon and McNeill to move into more advanced positions. Anyone want a straw? I’ve grasped loads of em!

I can tell by the "in possession" part including anyone going forward.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

But in a game where we will presumably get few chances, Dele is surely the guy you would most trust to slot one if presented, even if he won't run around as much as the other three. I just don't really understand the thinking here.

I wouldn’t trust him to do anything remotely useful. The credit his one good half an hour against Palace has bought him on here is madness. The boy’s been absolute muck for years.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I have skipped ahead and just have the void currently.

Team doesn't really inspire confidence either.

Efficient. I like it.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Efficient. I like it.

No time to dilly dally, straight in the pits of despair here

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

No Dele is strange, gotta say.

YES; YES; YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RomanReigns]

Gordon as striker is an interesting one

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Where's he playing ?

Goalkeeper; apparently He Saves...

 

[DualityNSNO]

YES; YES; YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no idea what got you so excited tbh.

Dele's not starting? He's on the bench? It's weird? Just in general excited that @ToffeeM4n is doing a post on here?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

I have no idea what got you so excited tbh.

Dele's not starting? He's on the bench? It's weird? Just in general excited that @ToffeeM4n is doing a post on here?

I think he is poor; just my opinion.

 

[Joey66]

Is Broadhead still with us?

 

[DanB90]

If we want the ball to stick anywhere near the final third, Dele would’ve been the one to go for imo.

 

[Parker]

I was sat in the lower main stand for the Kyiv friendly and thought that the bottom up pint glasses were now a thing all around the stadium.

I'm now stood in a colossal queue in the top balcony realising that is not the case. #LampardOut

 

[Ufotone]

Good luck lads

Hope Pickford can play another blinder

COYB ?

 

[Parker]

Not to fully meme but are Everton actually gonna announce Gueye and Onana at half time when we're losing.

A proper meta Everton moment.