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Where the heck is he? Even Kone is back ffs.

Loving the leather jacket. Viva the Oviedos.

Bryborg.

Bryandroid Oviedo.

Just honestly gutted. Never felt so bad after an injury. He's just a top bloke doing everything the right way, and what does karma give him? A broken leg and a shattered WC dream. Get well soon Bryan, you slick-haired, Costa Rican prince.

The ball got stuck to his finely gelled hair in training and he had to go and have it surgically removed.

Aye. He seems a decent sort to be honest. Another sprightly, exciting, sound as a pound attacking left back? Fine by me!

One of my worries was that with Oviedo on the left, Baines might be restricted. Funnily enough Baines had a stormer. This whole 'underlap' lark works quite well when you've got someone at LM who can hug the touchline, drop back to LB and generally run very fast each way. I thought Oviedo and...

Awful game but he was the one positive. Looks really good on the ball, quick and intelligent. He got his head up and picked the right pass after skinning his marker excellently for our goal. Hopefully we'll see a bit more of him.

No one would pass to him though. He made one good run I saw and Baines just went "nah mate, lolololol" and skipped inside. Does look quick though. Everton have... pace. The [Poor language removed]?

Crossed my mind -- well cut inside rather than erm... *ahem But he's never played on the right has he? He's spent his entire career hugging the touchline; that's not really an easy swap.

That's what I think might happen as well, but it's not ideal for Baines.

This generally leads me to question the way they're marketing Oviedo on the OS. He's only 22 but Baines has surely got at least another 4 years in him, bearing in mind just how fit he keeps himself. That's a long time to wait to be first choice. I can only really see him being cover. I'd like...

The only problem with that is Baines. Having a touchline-hugger at LM makes it difficult to involve Leighton. You really need someone who cuts inside.

He does speak English. Perhaps not completely fluently, but enough to settle in I'd imagine.

Ha, tits. Really excited about the lad to be honest. Could be a diamond in the rough.

He seems fairly pacey too, which is something we always need more of.

Interview on the OS. Speaks good English.

Wow. Only 1 German and he was a flipping keeper. FFS MOYLEZ.

*cries