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Should do what I do mate, keep a few dvd's in the car.
To be honest mate, I get more of a buzz in here than watching porn these days.
Rudolf Hucker
Player Valuation: £30m
TheFinnFan
Finners
Something big needs to happend tomorrow or he will not be in our EL qualification games.
Personally I think this will drag on.
Viera interest might be sneaky FU from our part..
Personally I think this will drag on.
Viera interest might be sneaky FU from our part..
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Out of context weaseling? Harsh.
Why's tomorrow the cut off point?
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
A proper long-winded Nordic saga this is turning out to be. Swansea want to retain him and he appears happy enough to stay there.
Stalemate?
Stalemate?
ijjysmith
Calm
So happy he jibbed off their US tour?
Nah, Ross goes to Spurs and then Sigurdsson comes to us.
Some on here will be happy, many won't be.
The fume will be immense for a bit, until he ends up on Spurs bench and everyone will be happy again.
AdaBrummieblue
Player Valuation: £20m
And a bucket load of youthful talent that weren't afraid of anything cos Sir Red Nose told 'em how good they were.
And kept telling them.
AdaBrummieblue
Player Valuation: £20m
He came back after winning EVERYTHING! Of course that sways players. Especially those who are a bit dim. If I was to leave Everton and had a fella coming back who's done the lot, I'd wanna stay.
Wouldn't wanna leave in the first place either tbh.
AsiaAsia82
Player Valuation: £35m
I think this deal is in the freezer, playing the long game.... nice one Walshie
SiggyTheBlue
Player Valuation: £225k
Seriously?
Sigurdsson created 9 of his 10 assists in 2014/15 in open play.
This means he can contribute in open play. Why did he then only register 5 last season?
Swansea's goal scorers last season
Llorente (ST), Fer (CM), Mawson (CB), Routledge (RW), Olsson (LB)
6 of Llorente's 15 goals were from set pieces. 8 headers.
3 of Fer's 6 goals were from set pieces.
4 of Mawson's 4 goals were from set pieces.
How is Sigurdsson going to get assists in open play, when none of his team mates are good in open play?
I doubt there is anybody better than him at passing or crossing the ball on both feet in the league.
Yet between January 2015 & May 2016, Sigurdsson only officially registered 4 assists in 55 appearances, 7%.
Before and after that dry-spell, Sigurdsson registered 27 assists in 69 appearances, 37.5%
Sigurdsson shouldn't only be 4th place in the assist table over the past 3 seasons, 26 assists in 104 appearances is 24.5%
If he kept up his 37.5% assist ratio, then he would have 39 assists in 104 appearances according to the projected statistics.
He is 2nd in the goals/assists table, but should be leading it.
Doing it with awful players compared to the likes of the top 6. It's not like he cant score goals either..
Both feet, volleys, headers, inside or outside the box, either side of the pitch, low driven punts or curlers with finesse, free-kicks, penalties.. He offers everything in regards to scoring goals.
Everton is about to sign the most both footed shooter, passer & crosser in the league.
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