There's a reason for all of them of them though isn't there.
You talk about dinosaur football. Sometimes, Dinosaur football is the best plan, when you haven't got the players or the infrastructure to play the alternatives. But people seem to think its just a case of hiring a "progressive" manager and it all just clicks into place. Its doesnt work like that. If we somehow decided to hang fire on Dyche because we got wind that Guardiola fancied a crack, we could hire him tomorrow, we would not play like City. Not without years of implementation and an expensively assembled squad on huge wages.
If it was that easy, noone would ever sign any players, they would just transform what they had into what they needed.
Be realistic.
Football, at its core, can be a very simple game. Or it can be very complex. We dont have the luxury of attempting complex, so simple might just have to do for now.
And to be perfectly honest, id rather we were a little bit boring for a season or 2. Stability might not be exciting, but its the foundation of any forward thinking club. Our attempts at trying to skip that part with flavour of the month managers and overly expenisive players is why we are in this mess at the moment.