tsubaki
Player Valuation: £90m
we need Halle Berry in football in some capacity....
Swordfish was such a disappointing film in this respect.
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4 Things In Football That Need To Be Jibbed, 1 Thing That Should Be in Football...
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Swordfish was such a disappointing film in this respect.
1 - BBC Live Text dickheads
2 - Zany fans: fancy dress at the ground, using the word tekkers etc
3 - Coloured boots
4 - International breaks
1 - Wage cap and limitation of agent power
2 - Zany fans: fancy dress at the ground, using the word tekkers etc
3 - Coloured boots
4 - International breaks
1 - Wage cap and limitation of agent power
I'd ban you for this.
MartSlinger
Player Valuation: £40m
1. Our fans calling Jelavic and Pienaar, Jelly/Jellyfish and Peanuts. Horrors.
2. Goal music. Small club.
3. Kopite pundits all over the place, chat utter nonsense.
4. Alan Pardew
1. Technology.
2. Goal music. Small club.
3. Kopite pundits all over the place, chat utter nonsense.
4. Alan Pardew
1. Technology.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
1. Massively inflated wages for everyone involved in the sport
2. Yellow Cards for taking your shirt off/over celebrating
3. Platini
4. Kopite Pundits - can't think of one who speaks an ounce of sence - not even being biased
1. Way too many to pinpoint just one: a knockout only european club tournament?3 game retrospective bans for diving, yellow cards to be rescinded, extra training for officials and for them to have to answer certain questions regarding decisions, goal-line technology to have been incorporated already, salary caps
2. Yellow Cards for taking your shirt off/over celebrating
3. Platini
4. Kopite Pundits - can't think of one who speaks an ounce of sence - not even being biased
1. Way too many to pinpoint just one: a knockout only european club tournament?3 game retrospective bans for diving, yellow cards to be rescinded, extra training for officials and for them to have to answer certain questions regarding decisions, goal-line technology to have been incorporated already, salary caps
1. Touching the ball like a [Poor language removed] after someone on your team has a foul called on them/you to prevent the quick re-start. Should be an automatic yellow every time.
2. Overuse of advantages. If you are 30 yards outside of goal and get hip checked and the ball rolls to your teammate, that is not an advantage. Any situation where a free kick is preferrable to possession should be a free kick.
3. Summer transfer window extending into the start of the season so that the heavyweights can figure out what they need then go buy it before they have to suck for half a season for misjuding their talent.
4. Suarez ffs
1. Every league should be using the vanishing spray for free kicks. Tired of seeing everyone's wall creep up like a bunch of [Poor language removed] as soon as the ref turns his back.
2. Overuse of advantages. If you are 30 yards outside of goal and get hip checked and the ball rolls to your teammate, that is not an advantage. Any situation where a free kick is preferrable to possession should be a free kick.
3. Summer transfer window extending into the start of the season so that the heavyweights can figure out what they need then go buy it before they have to suck for half a season for misjuding their talent.
4. Suarez ffs
1. Every league should be using the vanishing spray for free kicks. Tired of seeing everyone's wall creep up like a bunch of [Poor language removed] as soon as the ref turns his back.
Mark Clattenburg egotistical fool
wembley cup semi finals,wembley is for the final,plenty of good grounds around the country to suit both fans
European club football,it's a mess from top to bottom in everything it trys to achieve.clearly organised and set up by money men
players being booked for celebrating goals,it's an entertainment sport ffs !
kick off times,give the game back to the paying fans who make the effort to go to the games,not against late kick off or mid week games,but at least give the fans a reasonably local game so they can enjoy the whole day,and get home at a reasonable time.oh yes, Saturday football is played at 3pm ,not earlier, not later,my pools coupon is screwed often before most my bets have played
wembley cup semi finals,wembley is for the final,plenty of good grounds around the country to suit both fans
European club football,it's a mess from top to bottom in everything it trys to achieve.clearly organised and set up by money men
players being booked for celebrating goals,it's an entertainment sport ffs !
kick off times,give the game back to the paying fans who make the effort to go to the games,not against late kick off or mid week games,but at least give the fans a reasonably local game so they can enjoy the whole day,and get home at a reasonable time.oh yes, Saturday football is played at 3pm ,not earlier, not later,my pools coupon is screwed often before most my bets have played
icburns
pyar sauced
It's clearly Pie lar, anyway.
BlueLlama
10/11/17 TWAIN CRUSH DAY
Everyone would get injured on purpose and the whole thing would descend into farce - however if the man of the match got to spaff over her wabbers I think we would see unprecedented levels of performance
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
ah yeah wembley semi finals should be banished, having Millenium Stadium to host both would be a good idea
Reduce entry costs.......increase crowds..... increase revenue in the long term
Is right. Cost me about a fiver to watch the title clincher in 85. Now that won't cover the HT refreshments
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