Woolverhampton_Blue
Player Valuation: £35m
What has everyone got against Coldplay? They’re great.
5 great things about getting older
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What has everyone got against Coldplay? They’re great.
Woolverhampton_Blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Back on topic.
1) Having more money
2) Having more freedom
3) Having more experience
4) Not being as bothered by the opinions of others
5) Many of the mistakes/problems you make/encounter - you’ve experienced before. So it’s easier to brush yourself off and not be phased by them
1) Having more money
2) Having more freedom
3) Having more experience
4) Not being as bothered by the opinions of others
5) Many of the mistakes/problems you make/encounter - you’ve experienced before. So it’s easier to brush yourself off and not be phased by them
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Young birds dig me and send me unsolicited nudie pics...have to bat them off with my cane. Hate getting old...
Woolverhampton_Blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Reverse grooming. Interesting.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
And you know why that is?
A school of thought, to which I subscribe to, suggests that as us guys get older and wives/partners start rationing their favours, one of the favoured ways to keep your prostate healthy and keep cancer at bay, is to perform the five knuckle shuffle on a regular basis.
That's my excuse anyway
Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
I also do this.4) you buy more expensive clothes and aftershave when going to social events to compensate for the baggy eyes and receding hair
I also try to avoid looking in mirrors so I don't notice my baggy eyes and receding hair.
Just calculated that I’m about 30 years older than my prostate on that basisAnd you know why that is?
A school of thought, to which I subscribe to, suggests that as us guys get older and wives/partners start rationing their favours, one of the favoured ways to keep your prostate healthy and keep cancer at bay, is to perform the five knuckle shuffle on a regular basis.
That's my excuse anyway
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
1. Staying alive
2. ditto
3. ditto
4. ditto
5. ditto
2. ditto
3. ditto
4. ditto
5. ditto
1. Telling my vinyl collecting 35 year old boss "yeah I saw The Stranglers and The Damned at Erics"
2. Living my best life before social media
3. As many others have said - not giving a single flying you know what
4. Being proud of the two young adults I have successfully parented making their own way in life
5. Big knickers, none of the cheese grater skimpy malarkey stuff I used to wear!
And the worst
1. Facial hair. I mean Jesus - really?
2. Threading: to get rid of Item 1. It knacks, and trying to suppress a sneeze while a lovely Indian lady deals with the problem leads to concerns that you might be having some sort of fit
3.The realisation that you have been at work for longer than some of your colleagues have been alive
4.Thinking that the 1990s were about 10 years ago
5 A sudden and unexpected desire to own an umbrella.
2. Living my best life before social media
3. As many others have said - not giving a single flying you know what
4. Being proud of the two young adults I have successfully parented making their own way in life
5. Big knickers, none of the cheese grater skimpy malarkey stuff I used to wear!
And the worst
1. Facial hair. I mean Jesus - really?
2. Threading: to get rid of Item 1. It knacks, and trying to suppress a sneeze while a lovely Indian lady deals with the problem leads to concerns that you might be having some sort of fit
3.The realisation that you have been at work for longer than some of your colleagues have been alive
4.Thinking that the 1990s were about 10 years ago
5 A sudden and unexpected desire to own an umbrella.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Work that tash girl! Matches my ears
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