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5 Wirral things
- Thread starter chicoazul
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larrygobfiend
Player Valuation: £40m
Kids carrying their school gear in a Lonsdale drawstring bag.
Jimmywhack
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Sending your 5 year old son the local spar for baccie, skins and a bottle of vodka..... and him getting served
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
1. Not everyone wears trackies
2. Pregnant women don't smoke
3. You can walk down the road without stepping in dog [Poor language removed]
4. You can walk away from your car at night safe in the knowledge that it will still be there in the morning
5. Not everyone owns a staffy/pitbull/other horrible dog
2. Pregnant women don't smoke
3. You can walk down the road without stepping in dog [Poor language removed]
4. You can walk away from your car at night safe in the knowledge that it will still be there in the morning
5. Not everyone owns a staffy/pitbull/other horrible dog
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Horridable wee shoites what sell a single 30 sack of beak & think they're Charles B Potatoes.
Them, and their 'mates' thinking they're dead gangsta, but grassin each other up and then the one gettin nicked telling anyone & everyone they're gonna do the snitch in; but being their bezzie mate again the moment they see them (after being mysteriously released on some paltry, lesser charge - or none at all, in most cases).
In essence, New Brighton, Liscard, Seacombe & Leasowe is choc-full of copper's narks.
But that birkonia is full of both snitches AND bad tramps....and scag rats... Except for Claughton village - who are just north end, hyacinth bucket type snobs, who, although they'reright next door to part of bidston, think they're millions of miles away.
Like a ginger calling themselves 'strawberry blonde' them claughtonians are...
Them, and their 'mates' thinking they're dead gangsta, but grassin each other up and then the one gettin nicked telling anyone & everyone they're gonna do the snitch in; but being their bezzie mate again the moment they see them (after being mysteriously released on some paltry, lesser charge - or none at all, in most cases).
In essence, New Brighton, Liscard, Seacombe & Leasowe is choc-full of copper's narks.
But that birkonia is full of both snitches AND bad tramps....and scag rats... Except for Claughton village - who are just north end, hyacinth bucket type snobs, who, although they're
Like a ginger calling themselves 'strawberry blonde' them claughtonians are...
Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
Fighting over a tin of beans.
And the whole family sitting on it all day, watching a telly on a trestle table, whilst smoking dope and drinking super strength cider.
Having a caravan up the drive or outside the house with a pyscho family member who lives in it full time .
Threatening every single neighbour with violence over a visit from the Council about the caravan outside the house !
Threatening every single neighbour with violence over a visit from the Council about the caravan outside the house !
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
The Illuminati seem to know, and to take an inordinate interest in, the Wirral. I wonder what other prevalent proclivities they have ?
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Having a motorbike in parts all over the living room, and a gate but no wall.
(Birkenhead again)
(Birkenhead again)
Attending a family wedding where the bride is dressed in a white shell suit.
A nightwear section in your local JD sport
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