5 Wirral things

[Toast]

Kids carrying their school gear in a Lonsdale drawstring bag.View attachment 14625

I beg to differ.
Lads use JD drawstring bag.
Girls use River Island bag.

Thems the rules.

 

[Kurt.]

 

[Groucho]

@chicoazul you forgot the Wirral "O".

 

[Toffeelover]

Moutsgoat will after your balls, Chico.lol

 

[scratchnsurf]

1. Saying batch instead of barm cake.
2. Bad male hair and Abercrombie & Finch hoodies.
3. Pure loose but psycho girls.
4. Pretending you're scouse on holiday.
5. More than 30% of your street being bagheads.

Scruffy kids with the sole flapping off their adidas four stripe.

Buzzing off being able to skin up at 11 years old or make an apple pipe.

Supporting Tranmere but really being a kopite.

Voting Tory and playing rugby.

Doing garys sat in on your own when you're 39 years old.

Changing your identity and being banned from one mile of schoolyards.

Wanting a gold chain from Argos for Christmas.

England flag outside your house during World Cups.

Your local newsagent selling poppers.

Putting your couch in the front garden in summer.

5 Wirral things?

At least we can count.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Doing garys sat in on your own when you're 39 years old.

Me too mate. Had a relapse last year after getting wrecked after the match with Fox. Came home and double dropped. Came round dancing in me mar's shed at 5am with my bluetooth headphones on and smoking one of me mar's ciggies.

It's always there mate, it never goes away.

Because this is so much more acceptable.

 

[counsillor cox]

Not being a wool. Wools quite clearly rule on here now. Never had pea whet lad? Never lived mert

 

[Baines' left foot]

Aye aye Lily Savage has had a spritzer.

Hahahaha.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Hanging up a punch bag in a tree outside your house. This then attracts a mob of scruff mates, all wearing minty vests and drinking cans of kestrel lager whilst throwing the occasional roundhouse at said bag.

Bad Wirral thing that.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

5 Wirral things?

At least we can count.

In fairness mate, they do have lots of extra digits on each hand in Bootle.

 

[evertony]

Having a Staffie tied to your Quadbike.

 

[Goat]

Penis Sula.

 

[WarringtonBlue]

6. Pretending you're Scouse at uni

Proud of my woolness

 

[tim gabbott]

Putting your couch in the front garden in summer.

Think you'll find its out there all year round

 

[Donald Twain]

Think you'll find its out there all year round

Till they set fire to it.