5 Wirral things

[tim gabbott]

Till they set fire to it.

Too much dog pish on it to catch fire

 

[Donald Twain]

Too much dog pish on it to catch fire

Too much dog sponk more like.

 

[Lowste]

Coming over to Liverpool for work...guess not much doing in that part of the world

 

[tmgc]

6. Pretending you're Scouse at uni

Proud of my woolness

You tell em mert.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Think you'll find its out there all year round

Just jealousy. If only you had a front garden....

 

[4737carlin]

As if this thread is into the 4th page without:

Putting Christmas decorations up in November

 

[summerisle]

It's getting late. Save yourself some time.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/the-wirral.76715/

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/the-wirral.74564/

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/tales-of-and-opinions-of-the-wirral.72459/

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/the-wirral.55308/

 

[zandvoort blue]

Christ almighty...

Ever been to West Kirby, you bad meff?

 

[dandydan]

1. I live there. ( good)
2. I'm not a native of there ( very good)
3. It's not all Labour tramps blaming that bloody fatcha woman for everything (good)
4. It's not Wales ( very good)
5. It's not Bootle (as good as coming home to a naked Kelly brook in a paddling pool of KY jelly.)

 

[Sapie88]

I like the Wirral.

*My missus may read this.

 

[tmgc]

1. I live there. ( good)
2. I'm not a native of there ( very good)
3. It's not all Labour tramps blaming that bloody fatcha woman for everything (good)
4. It's not Wales ( very good)
5. It's not Bootle (as good as coming home to a naked Kelly brook in a paddling pool of KY jelly.)

Re 4 It is Wales.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Just jealousy. If only you had a front garden....

Or a couch.

 

[Kurt.]

Re 4 It is Wales.

koff.... we don't want the meffy scruffs

 

[Tigger]

As if this thread is into the 4th page without:

Putting Christmas decorations up in November

And fireworks every night from early October through to mid January.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

And fireworks every night from early October through to mid January.

is that not just the wealthier inhabitants setting off distress flares in the hope someone will go over and rescue them?