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[Mrbluenose]

Aye, got to treat the Asbos with dignity.

Burn the buggers

 

[Jokerdan]

Bobble is King ITK
Esk is a clueless chancer
Andy is a grass
Vets don't do footy
Matty is a simpleton
Micknick is a top gooser


Think that covers most of it

Tommye is a cutting edge satirist

 

[tommye]

Tommye is a cu tting edge satirist

That a typo?

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Can't wait to read my Amazon purchase

 

[Jokerdan]

That a typo?

On!

 

[perth_blue]

I used to browse a horse racing forum a while back and saw that someone must have dumped their life savings on a horse that lost and he'd rung up the stewards at the track demanding answers over the jockeys ride

Fella I work with, used to work at a pub with a TAB kiosk. One time another fella behind the bar put on a blag 1 million bet on a horse.
Suspended the markets and had the phones ringing. He got fired not long after.

 

[chrismpw]

Literally the Champions League Final was on when this all kicked off

Do they still do that runners up league tat? Who was it between?

 

[perth_blue]

Imagine the PI’s face when he was asked to investigate.

“ I’m not really sure this sort of thing falls within my remit sir “

“ Cheating spouses and debtors, yes, but tracking down internet grasses, who leak team news, no “

To Mr Rabinowitz,

Recently I had a barney with a fella on X (formerly Twitter). Unfortunately became public knowledge and posters on Grand Old Team are making comments. I would like to engage you for civil action against these defamatory remarks, as my internet persona has been ruined.

 

[BullensRoad]

You're not all bad Damo/Butters x

Don’t be like them. You know from my history via DM’s.

 

[BullensRoad]

It was defo via typewriter grandpa simpson style, just before his complaint letter to rice krispies for there being too much pop and less crackle than previous editions

we need more simpsons reference in this thread.

This one’s for @davek

 

[Bristol Blue]

mate keep up someone’s sister off Twitter is a vet and they’re upset that they’ve been brought into it from 2022.

A private investigator got involved.

Which reminds me, the family dog has a problem with his backside. Wonder if she could investigate his anal juice problem?

 

[BullensRoad]

Which reminds me, the family dog has a problem with his backside. Wonder if she could investigate his anal juice problem?

Write to the club mate, it will make you feel more important.

 

[cronullasharks]

Fella I work with, used to work at a pub with a TAB kiosk. One time another fella behind the bar put on a blag 1 million bet on a horse.
Suspended the markets and had the phones ringing. He got fired not long after.

My mates brother works at one of our locals, the owner is a former bookie and through the day when it was quiet they'd just punt on the TAB machines in the pub. The tab actually came and took them away for a while as there must be something about pub owners and staff using them. The machines are back now but they just punt with betfair on their phones all day, I'll ask my mate how TAB got wind of what they were doing.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Think I need the rest of the day to catch up on this thread

 

[chicoazul]

I LIKED FUNHOUSE AS A KID AND THOUGHT THE TWIN SISTERS WERE FIT BACK IN THE DAY

I now know I was wrong and I ask for forgiveness (not for loving Funhouse as that was boss, but for thinking the twin sisters were fit and wondering if anyone would mind if I married them both when I got older)

That’s much better than asking if they have their own OnlyFans account now pal.

But if anyone does want to confirm the above then by all means feel free.