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A footballing dilemma, for fathers

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CanadaToffee said:
Actually, monty, perhaps its not so bad. Having a son-in-law overt whom you'll always have the upper hand in any football discussion, without even opening your mouth. Just keep a handwritten sign handy, and hold it up when appropraite: "What have you won in the last 50 years?"
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There is a certain ironic beauty to that CT and is without doubt a last resort haven but I am thinking, perrish the thought, of off-spring with [Poor language removed] barcode tops and a barcode view on life. that is genuinely scary!

The plan is this, having to work within the law. I will acquire tickets, at great cost, enabling said daughter, fruit of my loins, to take this shitbag to a match. Said daughter will be advised to look at his reaction when the lads run out to Z Cars, when the Gwladys is in full cry when the atmosphere is electric, if he doesn't become a blue then, says anything untoward or even makes any comparrison to that sewerage team he presently supports then he cannot be the man for her, if he loved her he would do anything for her. In the words of my old mate Gaz, mwhahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahaha

There is one thing partly in his favour, he isn't from Newcastle, he is a pick yourself a bunch of tossers type supporter, ergo like most Utd, Chelsea and rs fans mwhahahahahahahaha
 
montyblue said:
The question was how do I get shut of a barcode, answer are still desired(y)
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Don't get shut of him, just buy her a chastity belt and keep the key yourself lol

Tell him he can have the key the day his 1st season ticket for the blues finishes. hehe
 
montyblue said:
There is a certain ironic beauty to that CT and is without doubt a last resort haven but I am thinking, perrish the thought, of off-spring with [Poor language removed] barcode tops and a barcode view on life. that is genuinely scary!

The plan is this, having to work within the law. I will acquire tickets, at great cost, enabling said daughter, fruit of my loins, to take this shitbag to a match. Said daughter will be advised to look at his reaction when the lads run out to Z Cars, when the Gwladys is in full cry when the atmosphere is electric, if he doesn't become a blue then, says anything untoward or even makes any comparrison to that sewerage team he presently supports then he cannot be the man for her, if he loved her he would do anything for her. In the words of my old mate Gaz, mwhahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahaha

There is one thing partly in his favour, he isn't from Newcastle, he is a pick yourself a bunch of tossers type supporter, ergo like most Utd, Chelsea and rs fans mwhahahahahahahaha
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Give him the big warm arm around the shoulders type of reception. Take him out "to get to know her dad better". Get him absolutely [Poor language removed] faced until he nods off, then take him down the tattoo parlour and get a Dunc special. He would have zero choice then or he'd look a complete [Poor language removed]. :D
 
Ichigo said:
Give him the big warm arm around the shoulders type of reception. Take him out "to get to know her dad better". Get him absolutely [Poor language removed] faced until he nods off, then take him down the tattoo parlour and get a Dunc special. He would have zero choice then or he'd look a complete [Poor language removed]. :D
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Now that is what I call an option, cracker that Ich:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
1. Bring him to the running horses, next time chicos home (dec, i think).
2. ask chico to do the business with him (but to wait 15mins before adopting compromising position).
3. phone beloved child & get her to come to pub asap.

4. result
 

Ichigo said:
Give him the big warm arm around the shoulders type of reception. Take him out "to get to know her dad better". Get him absolutely [Poor language removed] faced until he nods off, then take him down the tattoo parlour and get a Dunc special. He would have zero choice then or he'd look a complete [Poor language removed]. :D
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Post of the Year
 

Many many times I bet. Seriously you should not exhibit joy in front of her when she is suffering such miseries.

However a quiet word Monty.

CONGRATULATIONS
 

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