A footballing dilemma, for fathers

[chicoazul]

I'll web him when Im back Monty if you want.

pulls gay pose*

If she needs rebound Im also available for help, pops.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

I see Chico you are already looking on him as a Father figure. Well you have a good start to get in his good books you are a blue but you will have to give up the dogs and take time out to learn the missionary postion.

 

[chicoazul]

I gave him a lift back from the pub.

Im in there.

 

[CanadaToffee]

Barcode makes a run at the title, but as usualy chokes long before the finish line...

 

[chicoazul]

It was his tendency to take off his shoes as a sign of love for his team that brought along the end.

Teddishness of the highest order.

 

[coyney]

Mate I was gutted when my daughter married a r/s I wasn't told till after they married when ever football come up he used to say not into it mate (this had me worried at the time never trust anyone who dose not like footy)any how 8yrs on its a wonderful sight soft lad with his r/S shirt on carring his son on his back my grandson in his Everton shirt as hes as blue as any kid could be cost me a fortune for all the gear and bedding ect but worth every penny,

 

[Chris]

"sit down dad I've got some news... you know that fella you warned me about.. well I met up with him the other week and well we sort of stayed at his.. and well I think I might be pregnant.. Dad? DAAAD! MUUUUUM HE'S GONE PURPLE AND LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT EXPLODE!"
"should... have... uh.. used... Chico... damn dogs..."

 

[monty]

Have no fears, Ms Monty is secure, I think

 

[Robert Jarvis]

For now Monty. Remember chickens and baskets.

 

[monty]

For now Monty. Remember chickens and baskets.

and barcodes and supermarkets