grandjoeblue
Player Valuation: £35m
Awful most weeks and still gets picked. Can't wait for him to leave in the summer.
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £70m
When he gets the ball in their half I just assume he will give it away - kills every move
Why does Dyche not do something about it?
Why does Dyche not do something about it?
StateSideToffee
Player Valuation: £5m
Approaching Michael Keane levels of hatred for Doucoure.
Another 90 minutes under his belt 
Nice pre-assist for their second.
He is not good enough
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
Bit isn't Doucoure the reason we win games just by him starting? 
Memory can play tricks but I'm starting to think even the actual Claus Thomsen was better than Doucore.
And whisper it but Keane has been twice the player Tarkowski has this season.
I'm hitting Nyarko levels.
And whisper it but Keane has been twice the player Tarkowski has this season.
brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
Octopus running in treacle today, and passing in it too.
bluejohn66
Player Valuation: £15m
Feel really sorry for the fella, he gets picked every week to try and act like a pro footballer, constantly expected to pick a pass or to somehow control the ball !! The club should not humiliate him like this, it's borderline bullying !! Surely we could get him a job helping the kit man, selling programs or even helping in the car park ??
I can't get over how people still unironically dust that statistic off after we quite literally lost a game where we were winning 2-0 until he was subbed on in the last 10 minutes.Bit isn't Doucoure the reason we win games just by him starting?
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