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Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

Would you ask your sexy neighbour out?

  • Yes

    Votes: 18 47.4%

  • No

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Or wait till right opportunity

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Total voters
    38
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Matt Damon said:
Yes but Hayee. How do you "get to know her" ?

Explain please.
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Knock on her door, "hi sorry to bother you darling but I had a card through the door saying my parcel was next door, I'm just wondering if its here or at the old dears the other side?"
*engage in chit chat, invite her round for cake*
 
deathbyropeandglass said:
Stick your head out of the window and shout "will you go out with me"

Over and over again at least 17 times a day until she gets so fed up with you she says yes to shut you up.

Then on your first date tell her all about the new UEFA fair play financial regulations. Guaranteed she'll let you finger her under the table by the 47th time you tell her.
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Good idea lad. Sounds like a plan.
 
Sharpys top lip said:
have you ever met a girl in your life.....



hahahahahahha....
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deathbyropeandglass said:
Stick your head out of the window and shout "will you go out with me"

Over and over again at least 17 times a day until she gets so fed up with you she says yes to shut you up.

Then on your first date tell her all about the new UEFA fair play financial regulations. Guaranteed she'll let you finger her under the table by the 47th time you tell her.
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We have a winner....
 
Hayee said:
Knock on her door, "hi sorry to bother you darling but I had a card through the door saying my parcel was next door, I'm just wondering if its here or at the old dears the other side?"
*engage in chit chat, invite her round for cake*
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Wouldn't that be too obvious?
 
Hayee said:
Knock on her door, "hi sorry to bother you darling but I had a card through the door saying my parcel was next door, I'm just wondering if its here or at the old dears the other side?"
*engage in chit chat, invite her round for cake*
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Girl, thats lame as fook.

Just knock and ask if she wants a piece of pizza. Put a hole in the bottom of the Box an put your dick through it..!!!!

Bingo...
 

Hayee said:
Knock on her door, "hi sorry to bother you darling but I had a card through the door saying my parcel was next door, I'm just wondering if its here or at the old dears the other side?"
*engage in chit chat, invite her round for cake*
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cake, she ment Cock.....
 
Matt Damon said:
Yes but Hayee. How do you "get to know her" ?

Explain please.
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right do the build up to say hello in the street bit, then introduce yourself and ask if she is new to the area? tell her if she ever wants to go out for a beer she is more than welcome to go out with you and your friends if she wants to get to know some places to go out (with a group will make it a bit more casual)

Other way is to have a party and invite her!
 
sharron said:
right do the build up to say hello in the street bit, then introduce yourself and ask if she is new to the area? tell her if she ever wants to go out for a beer she is more than welcome to go out with you and your friends if she wants to get to know some places to go out (with a group will make it a bit more casual)

Other way is to have a party and invite her!
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IF you're going to do it, this seems the most sensible way to go about it. That or Sharpy's idea.
 

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