Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

[Matt Damon]

right do the build up to say hello in the street bit, then introduce yourself and ask if she is new to the area? tell her if she ever wants to go out for a beer she is more than welcome to go out with you and your friends if she wants to get to know some places to go out (with a group will make it a bit more casual)

Other way is to have a party and invite her!

Her place is at a right angle to mine. I don't see her in the street.....

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Knock on her door bollock naked, and when she answers proceed to stuff your tackle (bollox and all) into a high ball tumbler glass, then sway from side to side singing the Marvin Gaye classic "Lets get it on"

If that doesn't impress her - nothing will

 

[sharron]

Her place is at a right angle to mine. I don't see her in the street.....

so walk past her house every day to out to work hahah odds on you will bump into her at some point

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Hide in a tree and peep on her getting showerd & dressed....


{pm from Matt}


Oh sorry, you already do....

 

[heatmeiser]

In all seriousness though, you should probably go round to hers - avoiding meal times, everyone hates that interruption - and say you and a few friends are going for a drink at the local if she fancies it.

Get her hammered.

Profit.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Thanks Matt, this had made me smile more than anything else this weekend.

 

[Elong]

Must pass rep around before giving to Sharpys top lip again

Howling here. Get the duct tape lad!

 

[Matt Damon]

Thanks Matt, this had made me smile more than anything else this weekend.

Its no worries Sharpy. You needed cheering up. Plus you've not got my sexy neighbour to look at ....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Just dont ever show her any of your posts.

correct, don't tell her you come on here at all.

In all seriousness though lads, we should be doing our best to help him get off with her.


Her loss will be our gain.

 

[Matt Damon]

correct, don't tell her you come on here at all.

In all seriousness though lads, we should be doing our best to help him get off with her.


Her loss will be our gain.

You might finally get me off GrandOldTeam !

 

[bluebab]

It's probably better to get a conversation going with her, sooner rather than later, otherwise she will just start to think you are some weirdo, if everytime she comes into her kitchen - there you are, Michael Myers stylee.

Just do it, Damon. Life's to short to keep wondering 'what if....'

 

[thebluefox]

i think theres more chance of you boring the arse off her, than shagging the arse off her

 

[Matt Damon]

It's probably better to get a conversation going with her, sooner rather than later, otherwise she will just start to think you are some weirdo, if everytime she comes into her kitchen - there you are, Michael Myers stylee.

Just do it, Damon. Life's to short to keep wondering 'what if....'

Well it's abit difficult for me not to be at my window. The sinks's there

Yeah I might try it...

I might put a note through askin if she fancies a coffee or something. Think that's best.

Rather than Sharpy's inventive idea of using a pizza box.

 

[Matt Damon]

i think theres more chance of you boring the arse off her, than shagging the arse off her

She might be a librarian for all you know lad.

 

[Matt Damon]

It's probably better to get a conversation going with her, sooner rather than later, otherwise she will just start to think you are some weirdo, if everytime she comes into her kitchen - there you are, Michael Myers stylee.

Just do it, Damon. Life's to short to keep wondering 'what if....'

I like your positivity. Rather than these cynics on here.