Alan Partridge

[MrD]

Has anyone got a battery for an Ericsson?

 

[Death]

Coming soon, first reactions have been excellent.


Apparently based on the One Show and a clip features an Irish farmer.

A throwback to his commentating career.

is it a 3rd season?

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Big Fat Sam]

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees.If I squeeze it, a jet of molten brambley apple will squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine, either way, one of us is going down.

All-time classic. Love the bit in bold.

Best part of the whole scene is just before he puts it into his mouth and goes "you're alright you!" and, seemingly no longer worried or threatened, forgets the 1000 degree molten bramley apple filling and takes a bite out of it.

 

[jaycee]

 

[summerisle]

 

[MrD]

''The black death was very much the HIV of its day. But, rather than being transmitted by blood transfusions, sexual intercourse or heavy kissing, the black death was airborne.

Let me put that into context for you, flying AIDS..... two handfuls of sausage meat please''

 

[summerisle]

''The black death was very much the HIV of its day. But, rather than being transmitted by blood transfusions, sexual intercourse or heavy kissing, the black death was airborne.

Let me put that into context for you, flying AIDS..... two handfuls of sausage meat please''

Or possible not :

Did bubonic plague really cause the Black Death?

Everyone thinks the Black Death was caused by bubonic plague. But they could be wrong – and we need to find the real culprit before it strikes again

www.newscientist.com

 

[ijjysmith]

Just sack Pat

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[ijjysmith]

One of my all time fave moments.