Alan Partridge

[Sliced Bread]

Lynn some of these people have come from stoke

 

[summerisle]

 

[bol-uk]

I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying “yes, there’s more to Ireland than this”. A good slogan for the tourist board – “Dere’s more to Oireland dan dis.”

lol

 

[bol-uk]

These Russian sh1ts in black jumpsuits with lemon piping

 

[rylojr]

Again, it's FINE to JOIN IN.

 

[rylojr]

Me name's Tex... short for Terry 'an Texas 'an dat

 

[Bluekahunaburgers]

I recommend downloading the app 'Partridge in your pocket'

 

[bol-uk]

I recommend downloading the app 'Partridge in your pocket'

Not on iPhone?!

 

[Cellardweller]

(On being told about a nearby school for the deaf)
‘So that means there will be noise or won’t be noise?’

 

[Bluekahunaburgers]

Not on iPhone?!

Not sure I just have it on android.

 

[ijjysmith]

Me name's Tex... short for Terry 'an Texas 'an dat

Text?

 

[ijjysmith]

Not on iPhone?!

It used to be but they got rid.

 

[bol-uk]

(On being told about a nearby school for the deaf)
‘So that means there will be noise or won’t be noise?’

"I mean, they are just deaf, they're not deaf offenders or anything.."

 

[summerisle]

"American football, it's just futuristic rugby".
"You're 22 year's old and spending your afternoon in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life ! "
"It's North - - - it's digital - - - it's North Norfolk Digital !"
"Today's phone in subject is : how many disabled parking bays is too many ?"

 

[summerisle]