Alan Partridge

[Blue 1]

Come on, John. Let's go to Sprowston.

 

[ijjysmith]

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... would hump ya.

 

[marnie]

Hello Partridge, you're through to the static home!

 

[summerisle]

Come on, John. Let's go to Sprowston.

I've been there - - - very briefly !

 

[marnie]

Fernando, you're 22 years old and you're spending your Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl. You're wasting your life!

 

[summerisle]

Partridgesque :

 

[Tommysanbud]

A dosser and a dwad.

A compleme cunm

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

A dosser and a dwad.

A compleme cunm

Dalendless shid.

And if rumours are to be believed you’re back on the boddle.

 

[Lune1878]

ask them to get me a 40 year old scorcher. and do use that word

(you've got to move and fire, move and fire) get back in the kitchen lynn

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Do you like Owls?

I know a CRACKING Owl sanctuary....

 

[LydiateLee]

I like Lynn but I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds.

Very reliable, but err, she's got a moustache.

 

[summerisle]

 

[mmmmsnouts]

I love how the quotes are even funnier out of context, brilliant thread lol

 

[summerisle]

Cockney is an area in London where criminals live.

 

[Frang]

I love how the quotes are even funnier out of context, brilliant thread lol

Some of the stuff @ijjysmith is printing is comic genius...

I think it really coogan and not ijj tho.

Even tho I think ijj could write a good sitcom himself!!