Alan Partridge

[marnie]

You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu. Let it go Lynn, you're never going to meet him

 

[marnie]

That's a snazzy haircut Lynn. Is that your mothers money coming through again?

 

[larrygobfiend]

 

[Steve0]

Still waiting for SKY to commission Monkey tennis, inner city sumo and cooking with Chris Eubank

It was cooking in prison and youth hostelling with Chris Eubank.

Both of which have been made. lol lol

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Chill out babe... love... Lynn... the last one.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

I know a cracking owl sanctuary

Or we could go shopping?

 

[Billysgingham.]

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees.If I squeeze it, a jet of molten brambley apple will squirt out.Could go your way, could go mine, either way, one of us is going down.

 

[ijjysmith]

Or we could go shopping?

 

[ijjysmith]

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees.If I squeeze it, a jet of molten brambley apple will squirt out.Could go your way, could go mine, either way, one of us is going down.

How long did you put it in for Lynne?! It’s hotter than the sun.

 

[Billysgingham.]

How long did you put it in for Lynne?! It’s hotter than the sun.

lollollol love him genuinely makes me cry.

 

[Billysgingham.]

How long did you put it in for Lynne?! It’s hotter than the sun.

Can you remember the one about the elephant man had me crying that one.

 

[ijjysmith]

Can you remember the one about the elephant man had me crying that one.

I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say 'You look nice... John

 

[Billysgingham.]

I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say 'You look nice... John

lollollol love it.

 

[zzebra]

Making an offer on a house up for sale for £325000

 

[ijjysmith]

Right, dry skin cream. I'm having an attack of the old flakes again. This morning my pillow looked like a flapjack.