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ALERT: Pasty Updates

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Big news today.

I found myself in a strange shop. It looked like Greggs and Sayers, but it was called "Cooplands".

I strolled up to their counter. There. Central. "Christmas Pasty".

I sneered. I looked for something more familiar. No sausage and bean pasty. Not even a baked bean pasty. The one remaining meat and potato pasty didn't look great. I pondered for a minute, before I could detect annoyance behind me for holding up the queue.

Curiosity got the better of me. "What's in a Christmas Pasty?"

Well, my vocabulary doesn't possess the superlatives to describe just how outrageous this pasty was.

I don't say this lightly.

It destroyed anything Greggs or Sayers have ever produced.

Find this mythical shop called 'Cooplands'. Purchase the 'Christmas Pasty'.

Thank me later.


They're back.

They're as beautiful as last year.
 
Just had a look on there website at where they're based since I haven't had the pleasure yet.
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None local to me but go to Leeds Christmas market this week and will try sneak off and find one.
 

Hmm. Although in the past I'd get we're, where and were incorrect on purpose to wind one or two up, in this instance I'm not sure.

They're is a contraction of they are, so I'll allow it.

My decision is final, as per the T&Cs you agreed to on sign up.
Eh? I was on about my post
 
Do any of these pie outlets sell Chicken Curry Pastys?

I used to get one back in the day when walking up the road to college. When you bit in the piercing surge of pain while the magma hot liquid touched your face was only bettered by the scrumptious flavour that your taste buds got to enjoy before they too succumbed to the relentless heat.

God they were good.
 

Yeah, but in Merica, unless I am mistaken, the ethnic background is like, part of being a Merican? Like you can be an Irish Merican, an Italian Merican, etc etc? But you are all Mericans.

Over here, it is English, Scottish, Irish, or Welsh. Except it isnt. Like someone wouldnt say they were a Scouse English, or Irish Brit, or something.

We are basically a bit conflicted.

You're all Irish. You just don't know it yet.
 
Just had a look on there website at where they're based since I haven't had the pleasure yet.
maplocsmall.jpg

None local to me but go to Leeds Christmas market this week and will try sneak off and find one.
I'm working in Skegness on Thursday, and glancing at that map, it looks like I may be in with a chance of trying one of these. I am looking forward to Thursday.
 

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