2023/24 Alex Iwobi

[Big Sams Undies]

I don't know what you do for a living or where you are located, but I have this image in my head that your always on the move in hotels, airports and service stations and to stop you absolutely losing the plot, you create these weird and wonderful alter egos and stories to keep you sane.

Or you might just work in Greggs in Broadway but my image is far better I reckon.

I’d guess he’s a chronic masturbator that lives in his Mums box room tbh

 

[Rita_Poon]

I’d guess he’s a chronic masturbator that lives in his Mums box room tbh

shots fired? the guns of the navarone....

 

[chicoazul]

I don't know what you do for a living or where you are located, but I have this image in my head that your always on the move in hotels, airports and service stations and to stop you absolutely losing the plot, you create these weird and wonderful alter egos and stories to keep you sane.

Or you might just work in Greggs in Broadway but my image is far better I reckon.

You can get a free packet of crisps with that on the meal deal there mate.

 

[chicoazul]

I’d guess he’s a chronic masturbator that lives in his Mums box room tbh

This is most accurate to be fair.

 

[ClausThomsen]

his home city lol. He comes from Newham. It’s the equivalent of Birmingham to Liverpool in travel time from where he’ll be living. Do you think he wants to move back so he can his mums for tea?

Are we talking Newham to Fulham here? Pretty sure it's a quicker journey than Birmingham to Liverpool.

Where's he gonna be living? I'm also pretty sure he won't be living in Fulham's ground.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

If I were him, I’d have watched Danjuma’s goal yesterday. That is exactly what he should have been doing and one of the reasons he rarely scored for us. Curious to see where he plays over there

 

[COYBL25]

Good luck Wobz, quite liked you

Me too.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Is Big Oil a Fulham fan now?

 

[witchdoc187]

Lol seems like some Facebook pages have reposted this and there some very angry blues

 

[COYBL25]

Is Big Oil a Fulham fan now?

We’ll soon find out, when all their fans start joining up on here, asking us to take him back.

 

[chicoazul]

Lol seems like some Facebook pages have reposted this and there some very angry blues

Please screenshot pal.

 

[Twinkletoes123]

Please screenshot pal.

 

[COYBL25]

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Holy moly, job done lol

 

[chicoazul]

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This is why our society is in the mess it’s in.

I often despair. People just want to be angry.

 

[Efcjake]

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Sake you've got one of my uncle's on here @chicoazul