Aliens

[john jako]

Tell us the ufo story man!

There’s not much of a story to it mate.

I didn’t share a tin of skol with them or anything.

I’d just been in the shed dropping off some tools and was having a bifter. I looked up to the sky as something caught my eye. Was a weird shaped helicopter/plane/hot air balloon I thought.

Cut a long and boring story short. I wiped me glasses and took a closer look and it was a UFO lad. The shape, speed, colour, smell. It was it. I get weird dreams now. Things defo speak to me when am in bed.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Anyone wishing for Aliens to visit is essentially an Aztec praying for Conquistadors. Anything with that level of engineering and sophistication will enslave us, either for weird sex experiments or to work in their plasma mines until all of humanity has been destroyed.

On reflection, I am all for it.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I didn’t share a tin of skol with them or anything.

Horrible you!

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Anyone wishing for Aliens to visit is essentially an Aztec praying for Conquistadors. Anything with that level of engineering and sophistication will enslave us, either for weird sex experiments or to work in their plasma mines until all of humanity has been destroyed.

On reflection, I am all for it.

Space Tories

 

[JimmyJeffers]

There’s not much of a story to it mate.

I didn’t share a tin of skol with them or anything.

I’d just been in the shed dropping off some tools and was having a bifter. I looked up to the sky as something caught my eye. Was a weird shaped helicopter/plane/hot air balloon I thought.

Cut a long and boring story short. I wiped me glasses and took a closer look and it was a UFO lad. The shape, speed, colour, smell. It was it. I get weird dreams now. Things defo speak to me when am in bed.

I was driving and seen some lights over some hills in the middle of the countryside that were moving like crazy fast and in an erratic manner then aligned in a perfect diagonal line then shot off. Figured that must have been some military tech as was near a base and not sure why any aliens would be doing some weird light show. Seen similar vids on YouTube as well.

Another time was in a field in daytime and a massive kinda greyish orb seemed to drop out of a cloud then slyly sneak back in again. Was skol free both times.

Still don’t think this was aliens though.

 

[john jako]

I was driving and seen some lights over some hills in the middle of the countryside that were moving like crazy fast and in an erratic manner then aligned in a perfect diagonal line then shot off. Figured that must have been some military tech as was near a base and not sure why any aliens would be doing some weird light show. Seen similar vids on YouTube as well.

Another time was in a field in daytime and a massive kinda greyish orb seemed to drop out of a cloud then slyly sneak back in again. Was skol free both times.

Still don’t think this was aliens though.

Maybe wasn’t aliens mate. I think aliens and UFOs are safer than the military.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Maybe wasn’t aliens mate. I think aliens and UFOs are safer than the military.

I had my butt out just in case

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Space Tories

Essentially, yeah. First day they'll be all like "we're looking forward to working with you to deliver the Planet Earth you deserve. It's part of your heritage and we certainly respect that." By the end of the first week, "certainly there are savings and efficiencies that can be realised to help deliver the Planet Earth you deserve." Within a month the whole thing will have been sold off to their weird nebulous gas cloud mates and we'll be picking trace samples of nickel out of the ground with our teeth and blaming Corbyn.

 

[PKwalnuts]

Nope

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Essentially, yeah. First day they'll be all like "we're looking forward to working with you to deliver the Planet Earth you deserve. It's part of your heritage and we certainly respect that." By the end of the first week, "certainly there are savings and efficiencies that can be realised to help deliver the Planet Earth you deserve." Within a month the whole thing will have been sold off to their weird nebulous gas cloud mates and we'll be picking trace samples of nickel out of the ground with our teeth and blaming Corbyn.

This horror will be straight over to their side. We all know this would be true.

 

[Tramps_mate]

I've seen two.

First one was about 25 years a go. It was a black triangle with lights in each corner. It was in Southport around 11pm at night and I remember it being in the Southport visitor a few days later. Turns out those craft are thought to be top secret planes now..

Second one was about 7-8 years a go, out cycling with my son. A silver ball motionless in the sky. Not a single cloud. Sunny day. We could see the sun shining off it. It was very high up and we stood staring at it for about 10-15 second when it suddenly shot off at an incredible speed and disappeared.

So there!

 

[Tramps_mate]

This horror will be straight over to their side. We all know this would be true.

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His face makes me angry.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Essentially, yeah. First day they'll be all like "we're looking forward to working with you to deliver the Planet Earth you deserve. It's part of your heritage and we certainly respect that." By the end of the first week, "certainly there are savings and efficiencies that can be realised to help deliver the Planet Earth you deserve." Within a month the whole thing will have been sold off to their weird nebulous gas cloud mates and we'll be picking trace samples of nickel out of the ground with our teeth and blaming Corbyn.

"The Big Galaxy"

 

[LostLegend]

Essentially, yeah. First day they'll be all like "we're looking forward to working with you to deliver the Planet Earth you deserve. It's part of your heritage and we certainly respect that." By the end of the first week, "certainly there are savings and efficiencies that can be realised to help deliver the Planet Earth you deserve." Within a month the whole thing will have been sold off to their weird nebulous gas cloud mates and we'll be picking trace samples of nickel out of the ground with our teeth and blaming Corbyn.

Unintentionally misleading the Galactic Federation.

 

[magicjuan]

Same!!

Me too, I've seen, in broad Sunday afternoon daylight, while I was on a full train coming back from London, what are called Foo Fighters (quiet at the back and don't be so obvious). Two 'stainless steel balls' bigger than footballs, chase each other in horizontal and vertical lines at incredible speeds. We all watched them play for about two minutes. Mesmerising and pre mobile phone days