Confirmed Signing Amadou Onana

[maccavennie]

Ffs if they were legally allowed to think about work over the weekend they could’ve nipped the shop on Saturday for paper. God damn French.

She even said Pepe tried to get the paper Saturday but the shop wouldn't serve him as they knew he was admin staff from Lille and they're not allowed to work weekends.

 

[Neiler]

Lampard on Onana:

"I see him as more of an eight for us. I see him as more of an eight.

"But the way we played today [Saturday] which is playing two sixes, kind of in-between a six and an eight playing with someone else, he can absolutely do that. Whether we want to play with two sixes, or a six and two eights, he can do all of those positions."

Very insightful.

 

[GrandOldSte117]

Niasse.
McGeady.
Kone.
Alcaraz.
Tarashaj.
Stanek.
Rodriguez.
Byrne.
Eto'o.
Robles.
Cleverley.
Holgate.
McCarthy.
Besic.
Deulofeu.
Lennon.
Galloway.
Funes Mori.
Lukaku.
Barry.
Sambou.
Henen.
Hunt.

Two players in there, Lukaku and Barry. For Lukaku, we approached them for Demba Ba and was told no, how about Lukaku.

There's a reason he's stuck to international football since 2016. He's well suited to it. Inflating the ego of players in short spells, before they find the phenomenal praise as a parody.

Mindful this is the Onana thread. Maybe open a Martinez thread in world football - every chance he's linked back to us around winter if things aren't going well.

Best coach we had since Howard is hands down, Carlo Ancelotti

 

[BigMick]

Mindful this is the Onana thread. Maybe open a Martinez thread in world football - every chance he's linked back to us around winter if things aren't going well.

There was one but, sadly, it got closed. Great fun while it lasted

 

[peteblue]

Lampard on Onana:

"I see him as more of an eight for us. I see him as more of an eight.

"But the way we played today [Saturday] which is playing two sixes, kind of in-between a six and an eight playing with someone else, he can absolutely do that. Whether we want to play with two sixes, or a six and two eights, he can do all of those positions."

Very insightful.

That’s just gibberish isn’t it……

 

[Neiler]

That’s just gibberish isn’t it……

Make sense to me mate.

 

[kev]

That’s just gibberish isn’t it……

Numberwang!

 

[KaiserEFC]

That’s just gibberish isn’t it……

It’s absolute Harry Redknapp “keep it in the pocket and knock it into the channels to Niko” bollocks mate

 

[Dave dawson]

Same old Everton we don't need to see him in the stand, we need to see him in a blue shirt signing on then he should be at Finch Farm this morning training preparing for his first game at Villa

 

[Neiler]

It’s absolute Harry Redknapp “keep it in the pocket and knock it into the channels to Niko” bollocks mate

You have to enjoy an I'm a celebrity challenge to be fair.

 

[Bungle]

Same old Everton we don't need to see him in the stand, we need to see him in a blue shirt signing on then he should be at Finch Farm this morning training preparing for his first game at Villa

 

[GoldenToffee]

Lampard on Onana:

"I see him as more of an eight for us. I see him as more of an eight.

"But the way we played today [Saturday] which is playing two sixes, kind of in-between a six and an eight playing with someone else, he can absolutely do that. Whether we want to play with two sixes, or a six and two eights, he can do all of those positions."

Very insightful.

His contract is highly incentivised according to how many times he can say 'six' and 'eight' in his interviews.

 

[harris78]

Lampard on Onana:

"I see him as more of an eight for us. I see him as more of an eight.

"But the way we played today [Saturday] which is playing two sixes, kind of in-between a six and an eight playing with someone else, he can absolutely do that. Whether we want to play with two sixes, or a six and two eights, he can do all of those positions."

Very insightful.

So really he's going to be a 6,7 and 8 at times. Thanks Frank

 

[Neiler]

His contract is highly incentivised according to how many times he can say 'six' and 'eight' in his interviews.

You think hed just throw a couple of 68's out there.

 

[GoldenToffee]

You think hed just throw a couple of 68's out there.

Or a 69 considering the topic is about 'positions', although Onana is a strapping lad and I bet he doesn't want Christine to get any ideas.