Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

Do you think we'll sign him this window ?


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If somebody posted a MESSIOMETER on this forum there are some idiots who would think that it meant something and that we were after the player.

If a poster on here or somebody on twitter(who is also probably on here) says the deal is on or off they are expressing an opinon ... no more than that.
I read most of the threads during the window and think it is fun...but there is not one poster on here that has a clue about what is happening regarding players.
They don't know about Everton players living in Liverpool and they certainly don't know what is happening in the Ukraine.
 

By the time we get to Yarmolenko
He'll be grey haired
Kiev found our bid hanging on their door
They laughed when they read the part about a loan deal
They'd heard Everton's 'previous' before

By the time we reached Yarmolenko
He'd long retired
Surprised to still be getting our loan bids
But Everton's a comedy gift that keeps on giving
Ineptly run but its fans are such fine lids.





*needs a third concluding verse but can't be arsed
 

If somebody posted a MESSIOMETER on this forum there are some idiots who would think that it meant something and that we were after the player.

If a poster on here or somebody on twitter(who is also probably on here) says the deal is on or off they are expressing an opinon ... no more than that.
I read most of the threads during the window and think it is fun...but there is not one poster on here that has a clue about what is happening regarding players.
They don't know about Everton players living in Liverpool and they certainly don't know what is happening in the Ukraine.

Are you being serious right now? Like do you honestly think the Yarmolenk-o-Meter was trying to be ITK, and people actually took it as such?
 
From discussions in another thread I think we've come to the conclusion that the Burka is probably your best bet, if you're going out for a bit of daytime stalking then a red one with Royal Mail written on it will offer cover as a postbox if she starts to suspect she's being foillowed. Similarly a black one will offer cover if there's a pile of bin bags close by to dive into.
lol lol lol lol lol lol...in tears here
 

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