Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[Moomin]

If I just leave it for a week or so then invite her for a drink to catch up, it might still happen.

That's the spirit, in the meantime we will hide in the bushes spying on her in the pouring rain.

@Bungle what advice would you give to potential stalkers?

 

[Efcjake]

I would like to see a Gif of how much that needle has swung back on forth for each one of these posts over the last week.

 

[wbn61]

Probably won't be around to answer you mate.

nah unless you had a weak heart as a kid it was just a tingle.

 

[Tubey]

I would like to see a Gif of how much that needle has swung back on forth for each one of these posts over the last week.

It reacts in equal measure to pure hope and despair mate.

 

[blue4eva77]

Is this the way to Yarmolenko?
Every night I'm posting from my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Yarmalenko
And sweet Andriy who waits for me
Show me the way to Yarmalenko
I've been weeping like a willow
Crying over Yarmalenko
And sweet Andriy who waits for me

Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
And Andriy who waits for me

Jesus wept !

You know there isn't anything left if a respected mod has lost it. First Tubey and now Esk.

God help us all. Its over.

 

[The Esk]

Jesus wept !

You know there isn't anything left if a respected mod has lost it. First Tubey and now Esk.

God help us all. Its over.

It's Ok one of my kids hacked into my account.

Normal service resumed...

The Tubey reference though?

 

[Tubey]

Jesus wept !

You know there isn't anything left if a respected mod has lost it. First Tubey and now Esk.

God help us all. Its over.

Pipe down will you, you're distracting me from building Ukrainian Google Alerts.

 

[Bungle]

That's the spirit, in the meantime we will hide in the bushes spying on her in the pouring rain.

[B]@Bungle[/B] what advice would you give to potential stalkers?

From discussions in another thread I think we've come to the conclusion that the Burka is probably your best bet, if you're going out for a bit of daytime stalking then a red one with Royal Mail written on it will offer cover as a postbox if she starts to suspect she's being foillowed. Similarly a black one will offer cover if there's a pile of bin bags close by to dive into.

 

[blue4eva77]

It's Ok one of my kids hacked into my account.

Normal service resumed...

The Tubey reference though?

Well Tubey has been trying his hand at writing lyrics recently. Can't believe this has passed you by mate.

 

[Librarian]

Wow, I hope this isn't true

Нетерплячий Евертона мочитися в ліжко по переговорах передачі , то кататися і валятися в смердючий басейн

 

[Fearthainn]

I voted no in the poll but still let myself get carried away.

That'll teach me.

'koff Everton.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Wow, I hope this isn't true

Yes because we are all fluent in this language

 

[Phenom]

Wow, I hope this isn't true

Yeh me neither.


What the feck is all that??

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Wow, I hope this isn't true

And now I feel a fool for translating it

 

[royalbalou]

Wow, I hope this isn't true

Impatient Everton pee in the bed on the negotiation of transfer, ride and roll in smelly pool

Sounds feasable to me