Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[LABlue2]

Whaaaaaa ? He has a fancy foreign name, Does crazy fifa skills ...twiddly stick and button mashing tomfoolery galore, looks like a mix between jude law and the terminator.....sorry bud, Im straight but hell...im excited and slightly moist..Also guaranteed " TAKE A BOO SON " coverage on Soccer am.
That sounded sarcastic...It's not. Everton need a real bum off seat player....he is it.

I don't think I could have said this any better so I will just quote it

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Sign him only if the Ultras come with him. Seat them in the Park End. Not a single shirt among them. They alone would scare that cheese eating surrender monkey Wenger, Pellegrini will smoke 17 cigarettes and not leave the dugout, LVG will be afraid to churn butter during the match, Mou would get right demolished and Rodgers wouldn't leave the house.

League sorted. Champions League sorted.

Boom.

 

[the_leftback]

 

[EdwardMoore]

Didn't this all start as a rumour in the crowd on Saturday? Oh I love being an Everton fan

 

[McBain]

In all honesty, this thread might end up being the Bubka of Vaulting so continue waxing lyrical people.

 

[ijjysmith]

Didn't this all start as a rumour in the crowd on Saturday? Oh I love being an Everton fan

If this does happen, it was never ever gong to be an easy move.

 

[Groucho]

Didn't this all start as a rumour in the crowd on Saturday? Oh I love being an Everton fan

If this does happen, it was never ever gong to be an easy move.

And now it just might be pulled off?

On Sunday, let's try gabbing about Messi folks.

 

[Michaelcoyb]

I don't want to come across as being somewhat (or utterly) miserable, but I have major reservations about buying Yarmo. Sure, he's good now, but what about resale value if he picks up a bad injury. It's a swerve for mine.

I don't understand the hype meself.

Do we really have to worry about something like resale value? There will be at least £100m guaranteed coming into the club. Yarmolenko could be the difference between a 7th or 8th place finish or maybe breaking into that top 4. Of course it's a risk player wise. Could also turn out to be a total flop for us, but I guess that goes for every player. He looks a damn fine player though from the times I've seen him play. Lets be honest here, that's about 4 times at a max.

Love the smell of popcorn in the morning.

 

[Michaelcoyb]

GTF in.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Didn't this all start as a rumour in the crowd on Saturday? Oh I love being an Everton fan

Yarmolenko started it, loved watching us beat Southampton so got the ball rolling himself.

 

[Nymzee]

I'm gonna have a rod on all day at work today.

 

[Groucho]

GTF in.

Saw this.

Forgive me, I've had a hectic month - who's Jake Humphrey?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Saw this.

Forgive me, I've had a hectic month - who's Jake Humphrey?

Smarmy tit who used to do f1

 

[dan78]

Saw this.

Forgive me, I've had a hectic month - who's Jake Humphrey?

BT sport presenter i think

 

[Nymzee]

Saw this.

Forgive me, I've had a hectic month - who's Jake Humphrey?

He's verified on Twitter so I'm all over that sh/t