Whaaaaaa ? He has a fancy foreign name, Does crazy fifa skills ...twiddly stick and button mashing tomfoolery galore, looks like a mix between jude law and the terminator.....sorry bud, Im straight but hell...im excited and slightly moist..Also guaranteed " TAKE A BOO SON " coverage on Soccer am.
That sounded sarcastic...It's not. Everton need a real bum off seat player....he is it.
I don't think I could have said this any better so I will just quote it