Anyone having a worse day than me?

[tommye]

Kin ell

 

[Dixieslaces]

You won't be needing any lube, win win

 

[cronullasharks]

That's in Brisbane, thought it looked more Australian than English then heard a magpie and saw Logan City on the bus.

 

[tommye]

You won't be needing any lube, win win

Be like chucking a twig in a cave

 

[cronullasharks]

Hope for a quick recovery mate.

Seems to be a few of us going through the ringer.

Cheers, back next Tuesday to get stitches out and hope it hasn't spread any further than what got gouged out.

 

[tommye]

Can we get Attenborough to do comms?

 

[chrismpw]

Well this hasn't worked.

As if I thought it would!

 

[tonyhorne]

Some people pay good money for that sort of thing ...

 

[cronullasharks]

Can we get Attenborough to do comms?

"And here lying comatose about to get a train run through him is Christopher an angry middle aged man from Swindon"

 

[tommye]

Well this hasn't worked.

As if I thought it would!

We want pictures at the very least mate.
Only cos we care and love you dearly.

 

[Nymzee]

Sounds like a decent quick diet plan that, where can I purchase?

 

[tommye]

"And here lying comatose about to get a train run through him is Christopher an angry middle aged man from Swindon"

 

[NathDogg]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

All the best mate, hope it all turns out alright.

Can you keep some of said explosive excess excrement and send it to a friend of mine who’s into some dodgy stuff please?

His Names Mr R Masters, c/o PL headquarters. He’d absolutely love it, ta mate.

That drink is horrific, due for it again early next year.

I had a skin cancer chopped off from behind my ear yesterday, got a few stitches in and feel like I've been punched in the side of the head.

Best of luck mate, hope they’ve got it all and you are sound.

Fingers crossed the blues help with both your recoveries tonight! UTFT!

 

[cronullasharks]

All the best mate, hope it all turns out alright.

Can you keep some of said explosive excess excrement and send it to a friend of mine who’s into some dodgy stuff please?

His Names Mr R Masters, c/o PL headquarters. He’d absolutely love it, ta mate.


Best of luck mate, hope they’ve got it all and you are sound.

Fingers crossed the blues help with both your recoveries tonight! UTFT!

Thanks mate

 

[cronullasharks]

I've seen that gif a million times before and never paid attention to the blood trickle at the end lol