Anyone having a worse day than me?

[Dixieslaces]

FB92 is currently enjoying a day off in the sun. Photography business running smoothly, decent revenue coming in via social media.

I suspect my arousal levels are much higher than the majority of this platforms user's considering the current level of bedwetting on display.

Although I do not wish to brag about that, I would happily trade in my decent standard of living, business & 4 bedroom detached premise for less trolls and grifters interrupting my good vibes.

You never fail, do you!

 

[Cels]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

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[COYBL25]

Reeks of a well known Harry Enfield sketch this.

Reeks of a well known bellend.

 

[Rich1878]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

Funnily enough, I've just been to my hospital appointment and im having to go through the same in a few weeks

Hope all goes well though, stay positive

 

[Dixieslaces]

Funnily enough, I've just been to my hospital appointment and im having to go through the same in a few weeks

Hope all goes well though, stay positive

All the very best Rich for when your appointment arrives, wishing you well.

 

[Rich1878]

All the very best Rich for when your appointment arrives, wishing you well.

I will be fine. Thank you though l, much appreciated

 

[chrismpw]

Reeks of a well known bellend.

Who's doing far better than the rest of us in terms of money. So that makes him the best legend in his world. Even if he has no idea of anybody else's wealth here to compare it with.

 

[Buckers]

You tasted what came out your ass?

Not that European sorry.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Reeks of a well known bellend.

Sounds like he might be spending the day with bae...

 

[COYBL25]

Sounds like he might be spending the day with bae...

Close but no cigar.

He has to blow his bird up.

 

[Tommy Chong]

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'Cels The Compassionate'...

Has a nice ring to it.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Be like a jesters sleeve after all those toilet visits,the camera won't touch the sides....hope it goes well lid

 

[heatmeiser]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

Have you ever thought about writing erotic fiction Chris? Hot stuff!!


Obviously hope everything goes well and all that xx

 

[degsy]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

Been there done that - got the numerous empty toilet roll tubes

 

[Bungle]

The electronic bollards that control access to the high street near me have gone tits up today and sprung up on one side as a fella was driving at a reasonable speed through them, it's ripped off his bumper, destroyed his radiator as coolant was spewing out and set off both driver and passenger airbags.

I reckon if I offered him a camera up the arse or the incident he's just had he would rather be in your boat Christopher.