Anyone having a worse day than me?

[tommye]

 

[tommye]

I've seen that gif a million times before and never paid attention to the blood trickle at the end lol

Not a proper bumming without a bloody trickle

 

[COYBL25]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

You could be @ForeverBlue92

That’s all I’ve got.

 

[tommye]

You could be @ForeverBlue92

That’s all I’ve got.

 

[Tommy Chong]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

Ever heard of Dumplestilskin mate?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

You could be @ForeverBlue92

That’s all I’ve got.

FB92 is currently enjoying a day off in the sun. Photography business running smoothly, decent revenue coming in via social media.

I suspect my arousal levels are much higher than the majority of this platforms user's considering the current level of bedwetting on display.

Although I do not wish to brag about that, I would happily trade in my decent standard of living, business & 4 bedroom detached premise for less trolls and grifters interrupting my good vibes.

 

[ste d' indica]

 

[The binman chronicles]

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Is that the different attachments to go on the front of the camera? If so I choose the top line, 2nd on the left.

 

[chrismpw]

FB92 is currently enjoying a day off in the sun. Photography business running smoothly, decent revenue coming in via social media.

I suspect my arousal levels are much higher than the majority of this platforms user's considering the current level of bedwetting on display.

Although I do not wish to brag about that, I would happily trade in my decent standard of living, business & 4 bedroom detached premise for less trolls and grifters interrupting my good vibes.

Reeks of a well known Harry Enfield sketch this.

 

[Pootsy]

A thread for those of us wishing to offload (in my case, literally).

In sure some of you are, for whatever serious reason - but this is my day today:

Tomorrow morning I'm having a routine procedure - an examination - because of family history. Since Saturday I've nit been allowed ANY of my favourite foods. All I've been allowed to eat is beige.

Today at 10 am I ate the last food I'm permitted for 24 hours. At 6pm I have to start drinking a litre of cold wallpaper paste. I will be shitting regularly - the leaflet promises 12-15 toilet visits.

At 5am, amidst broken-toilet-visit-sleep, no doubt, I have to down another litre of slush before more explosive visits to the bog.

At 9am tomorrow I get a camera shoved up my arse and get inflated like a very unhappy balloon. I'm hoping the camera crew is tiny and that there us no need for a sound crew.

In the midst of all this , in case it wasnt bad enough, there's a Derby game.

Cheer me up, for pity's sake.

If you feel some 'pushing' down there and the doctor still has two hands on your shoulders, question their methods sternly.

Good Luck though!

 

[Pootsy]

Mate I’ve had that procedure, you are underestimating the impact of that filth they are making you drink. It’s remarkable, drinking it is a form of torture but by god it’s effective. It will be like niagra coming out of your ass. If it didn’t taste so bad I’d do it once a month for colonic irrigation.

You tasted what came out your ass?

 

[Dixieslaces]

Absolutely lolling at this

 

[Dixieslaces]

If you feel some 'pushing' down there and the doctor still has two hands on your shoulders, question their methods sternly.

Good Luck though!

Look no hands!!

 

[Dancing Pat]

Best of luck Chris.

I had similar a couple of years ago, not nice, but very necessary.

 

[Bedfordblue]