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Anyone having a worse day than me?
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The binman chronicles
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By 10 o'clock tonight most likely we'll all feel we've had something inserted into our arses sideways.
Bless, hope you feel better soon, I can recommend sitting on a bag of frozen peas xxx
….this came to mind;
Tommy Chong
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BlueandWhite
Player Valuation: £950k
You'll struggle to find a more effective medication or substance on this earth than the stuff you need to neck before that procedure.
Give it half an hour, I'm sure that's what I read on the packet. Wrong. 5 minutes max and it began. Fast forward 6 or 7 hours and the only time I'd left the throne was to neck the second dose of it. Phone charger cable threaded under the door to give me something to do while I turned inside out.
When it finally subsided a long steaming hot shower to try and feel almost human again, then bed for a night of starvation.
Next morning you're in a gown with a flap on the back to give a man who's made some very questionable career choices easier access to slide a camera up.
About from that it's not bad. Enjoy.
Give it half an hour, I'm sure that's what I read on the packet. Wrong. 5 minutes max and it began. Fast forward 6 or 7 hours and the only time I'd left the throne was to neck the second dose of it. Phone charger cable threaded under the door to give me something to do while I turned inside out.
When it finally subsided a long steaming hot shower to try and feel almost human again, then bed for a night of starvation.
Next morning you're in a gown with a flap on the back to give a man who's made some very questionable career choices easier access to slide a camera up.
About from that it's not bad. Enjoy.
You lucky lucky fella xx
Don’t fall for the trick where they ask if you want the area numbing first
always check who’ll be doing the numb numb numbing
always check who’ll be doing the numb numb numbing
The prep is the worst, but it will be the best nap you ever had.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Ronnie O'sullivan's opponent at the moment.
TGW89
Player Valuation: £35m
Could be worse. You could be Edward Blampied or any of his devout followers. He was a youtuber I followed because of his excellent Rik Mayall / Ade Edmondson tribute act.
Yesterday, he was outed as a convicted nonce in the papers. 500+ indecent images including 44 cat A. Of course, I had no moral choice but to unsubscribe - not that he'll ever dare to release new material again.
So I'm getting a small taste of how boomers felt when Saville, Hall, Harris and Glitter were outed. At least it's not the actual Rik Mayall though. That would legit destroy me.
tim gabbott
Player Valuation: £30m
Let’s hope the lads PILE into the red shiiite tonight
Had that procedure twice, once with a sedative, once without. If you go without, be sure to suck in that gas and air when they turn a corner! The silver lining is the cheese butty and cup of tea at the end. Oh, and don't forget to watch it on the monitor, great viewing
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