@ashtonian forum stag do.

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lol for the record i do have real life mates.

But over the years i have focused on being a dad more and as i rarely ever drink, i don't go out much drinking. So other than visiting mates every now and again then i'm not 100% sociable like i used to be

In my youth i had loads of mates, but over the years just lost contact with a lot of them.
Another word for Billy no mates!
Joking when I got married at 22 yrs old with a mortgage I seemed to disappear with extra work - work on my house particularly toilet seats were a pain lol
 
So right now I have....

Best man (might be very late)
Good mate
Bet mans future brother in law
Father in law
2 brother in laws
Cousin in law (is that a thing) and his step son
Potentially uncle in law (late 50s and not fun)
With another cousin in law I have never met potentially
Hoping on at least one other mate
And whoever the best man can get to come last minute now.

Does that sound like a good guest list? Haha
Told you before small wedding and save money;)
My late father in law paid 95 percent of a large wedding told me take the money pay half your mortgage off and have a decent honeymoon TBH weddings pass you by a load of family hangers on at expense he was spot on!lol
 
haha i did want to have a night in for it in all honesty. Get drunk and/or whatever else and play some games with mates like i did when i was 118, that sort of night. Not be arsed about having a night in town, just a night with mates, probably no sex lines though, and see off pre marriage like that.
Just do this then? No point having a night out if you don't want one
 

Told you before small wedding and save money;)
My late father in law paid 95 percent of a large wedding told me take the money pay half your mortgage off and have a decent honeymoon TBH weddings pass you by a load of family hangers on at expense he was spot on!lol

That was the wedding originally yeah, small and cheap for the marriage certificate. Weirdly enough, despite the fact she has no idea about the bigger wedding plan, she has still been pushing the price up for wedding dresses and the like.

Just do this then? No point having a night out if you don't want one

Yeah right now i am leaning towards it a little bit. I will sound it out at home tonight and see how it goes. not in a permission thing, she does genuinely want me to have a stag do, just wants me to include her dad and brothers in it.

Dress up as Donald Trump and show off your sexual prowess to the in-laws by grabbing women by the erm....... you know what since you want Trump to win.

lol is this an innuendo that all americans who vote for trump will do that?
 
So right now I have....

Best man (might be very late)
Good mate
Bet mans future brother in law
Father in law
2 brother in laws
Cousin in law (is that a thing) and his step son
Potentially uncle in law (late 50s and not fun)
With another cousin in law I have never met potentially
Hoping on at least one other mate
And whoever the best man can get to come last minute now.

Does that sound like a good guest list? Haha

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That list of guests reads like the roll call for the fishing trip, that Jack Nicholson organised for the inmates on " One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest ".

Go for a drink with lads that really are your mates and ask the Mods to open up a few " forbidden " threads on here for a few hours. You know it makes sense ;)
 
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That list of guests reads like the roll call for the fishing trip, that Jack Nicholson organised for the inmates on " One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest ".

Go for a drink with lads that really are your mates and ask the Mods to open up a few " forbidden " threads on here for a few hours. You know it makes sense ;)
haha i will try and sort something later on in november for just mates i think now, be nice and it puts a mat eor two on the spot so they cannot let me down again.

Probably not going to spend it on here though, really would be the worst stag ever haha

although gives me the idea for a thread, me getting drunk and posting on here all night, or anyone doing that for that matter. Be a good live chat type thing but drunk version
 
haha i will try and sort something later on in november for just mates i think now, be nice and it puts a mat eor two on the spot so they cannot let me down again.

Probably not going to spend it on here though, really would be the worst stag ever haha

although gives me the idea for a thread, me getting drunk and posting on here all night, or anyone doing that for that matter. Be a good live chat type thing but drunk version
No mate that's a bit sad. You're on a night out why would you spend most of it on GOT with the all the yanks
 
No mate that's a bit sad. You're on a night out why would you spend most of it on GOT with the all the yanks
i never meant on the stag, just generally. One character type poster on here gets very drunk and people reply to him all night until they fall asleep or whatever.
 

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Your gifs on this thread are things of beauty @tommye!
 

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