@ashtonian forum stag do.

[Moomin]

So right now I have....

Best man (might be very late)
Good mate
Bet mans future brother in law
Father in law
2 brother in laws
Cousin in law (is that a thing) and his step son
Potentially uncle in law (late 50s and not fun)
With another cousin in law I have never met potentially
Hoping on at least one other mate
And whoever the best man can get to come last minute now.

Does that sound like a good guest list? Haha

Cousin in law is this fella

 

[Ashtonian]

Cousin in law is this fella

Haha I'd say yes but he is very scary. Certainly not someone you would mess with. Only concern is that we don't normally get on that well, haven't really chatted in 8 years....

 

[larrygobfiend]

So right now I have....

Best man (might be very late)
Good mate
Bet mans future brother in law
Father in law
2 brother in laws
Cousin in law (is that a thing) and his step son
Potentially uncle in law (late 50s and not fun)
With another cousin in law I have never met potentially
Hoping on at least one other mate
And whoever the best man can get to come last minute now.

Does that sound like a good guest list? Haha

You'll be in by ten, cry wanking into a Homer Simpson novelty sock.

 

[tommye]

So right now I have....

Best man (might be very late)
Good mate
Bet mans future brother in law
Father in law
2 brother in laws
Cousin in law (is that a thing) and his step son
Potentially uncle in law (late 50s and not fun)
With another cousin in law I have never met potentially
Hoping on at least one other mate
And whoever the best man can get to come last minute now.

Does that sound like a good guest list? Haha

 

[Ashtonian]

yeah it isn't looking good is it?

I have even threw something on facebook, seen by 12 people and none of them have said they will be coming.

So yeah, not sure what to say to that haha bit sad but least i should have 2 mates out with me.

 

[ijjysmith]

Haha I'd say yes but he is very scary. Certainly not someone you would mess with. Only concern is that we don't normally get on that well, haven't really chatted in 8 years....

Why is he coming then?!?

 

[Ashtonian]

Why is he coming then?!?

because the night is kinda her dads birthday night out as well. She keeps saying it, don't think her dad is too arsed about it in all honesty.

So she just announced he is coming and i could have either said no and seem like a massive tit or just say ok, with him being family and like a brother to her when they were kids.

 

[Armel]

because the night is kinda her dads birthday night out as well. She keeps saying it, don't think her dad is too arsed about it in all honesty.

So she just announced he is coming and i could have either said no and seem like a massive tit or just say ok, with him being family and like a brother to her when they were kids.

You're getting the short end of the stick. Never understood why festivities should merge. Friend of mine his birthday is on Christmas. So apparently many (his parents) assumed that his Christmas presents also count for his birthday presents. This is a skewed up logic; instead of two celebrations he gets one celebration where you play a background role like the donkey in the Christmas play.

How you describe it; you only have two people and her dad has all the rest. FFS there are even people there who you don't like. You don't have to please everybody. Also you can hardly go wild if her father is there.

 

[Ashtonian]

You're getting the short end of the stick. Never understood why festivities should merge. Friend of mine his birthday is on Christmas. So apparently many (his parents) assumed that his Christmas presents also count for his birthday presents. This is a skewed up logic; instead of two celebrations he gets one celebration where you play a background role like the donkey in the Christmas play.

How you describe it; you only have two people and her dad has all the rest. FFS there are even people there who you don't like. You don't have to please everybody. Also you can hardly go wild if her father is there.

her dad is sound to be honest, been out with him once before years ago and we had a good time.

But yeah, apparantly i had to invite him, and we had to do it saturday as it was the only time he and her brothers could do it. Which is not really an issue for me as such, wasn't all pumped up for a stag either way. But its a bit sad that i can't get more than 1 person to come out who isn't previously engaged or even responding.

It will be the worlds worst stag do by the looks of it haha

 

[jaycee]

My dog was less neutered than you Ash,is her purse made out of your nut sack?

 

[Bungle]

because the night is kinda her dads birthday night out as well. She keeps saying it, don't think her dad is too arsed about it in all honesty.

So she just announced he is coming and i could have either said no and seem like a massive tit or just say ok, with him being family and like a brother to her when they were kids.

Like a brother LOL She definitely banged him and is mugging you off. If you lean in close enough you'll probably smell her minge on his breath.

Enjoy the evening, all the best for the big day xx

 

[tommye]

because the night is kinda her dads birthday night out as well. She keeps saying it, don't think her dad is too arsed about it in all honesty.

So she just announced he is coming and i could have either said no and seem like a massive tit or just say ok, with him being family and like a brother to her when they were kids.

 

[Ashtonian]

My dog was less neutered than you Ash,is her purse made out of your nut sack?

she just got involved at the start and now kinda invited people.

If we were getting marrie din a year or something then i could probably plan something better but as we only gave everyone 3 months notice and had to throw a stag do in there, hardly going to be the most planned out event

 

[coollino]

Can we get some kind of live stag-cam in this thread? I'll chip in for a Go-Pro.

 

[Bungle]

My dog was less neutered than you Ash,is her purse made out of your nut sack?

It's OK, I've grown him a new pair of bollocks on my allotment and it'll be my wedding gift to him.