@ashtonian forum stag do.

[coollino]

Thanks for bringing that up.

Sorry mate! Only a bit of fun

 

[ijjysmith]

Local. Just a might out in town herself

She's going to sleep with the stripper mate. I'd end it now.

 

[Ashtonian]

She's going to sleep with the stripper mate. I'd end it now.

No strippers allowed on either side

It's her one rule, rest is anything goes just no strippers

 

[ijjysmith]

No strippers allowed on either side

It's her one rule, rest is anything goes just no strippers

HOOKERS ARE ALLOWED GERRIN

 

[USABlue]

No strippers allowed on either side

It's her one rule, rest is anything goes just no strippers

So brass and coke is ok?

 

[Ashtonian]

HOOKERS ARE ALLOWED GERRIN

Haha we tried that one past her. Sadly she not open to that either.

I could eat a load of mushrooms and get arrested for all she cares, just no females haha

 

[Ashtonian]

So brass and coke is ok?

If it came to that yes. Haha

The coke not the brass

 

[ijjysmith]

Haha we tried that one past her. Sadly she not open to that either.

I could eat a load of mushrooms and get arrested for all she cares, just no females haha

If you don't end up at a strip joint anyway your mates aren't really mates.

 

[Ashtonian]

If you don't end up at a strip joint anyway your mates aren't really mates.

Haha her dad would have been up for it as well .

Not a good idea to annoy the bride weeks before the wedding though

 

[coollino]

Haha we tried that one past her. Sadly she not open to that either.

I could eat a load of mushrooms and get arrested for all she cares, just no females haha

Just make sure you don't fry them in butter.

 

[Bungle]

@Ashtonian I have a prize winning marrow that I plan on inserting into your future wife's arsehole on her hen do. By arsehole I don't mean you this time.

 

[Donald Twain]

@Ashtonian I have a prize winning marrow that I plan on inserting into your future wife's arsehole on her hen do. By arsehole I don't mean you this time.

I can see your game

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

@Ashtonian I have a prize winning marrow that I plan on inserting into your future wife's arsehole on her hen do. By arsehole I don't mean you this time.

Turbo-wow - just made me spit my tea everywhere, that one!

 

[Bungle]

I can see your game

Sounds like it's gonna be a right laugh isn't it Donald, best man will turn up and have half a lager and then get off, leaving Christopher to sit there listening to stories from his drunken father in law about how his future wife was conceived and then crying about how he hates his life.

Ash will then handcuff himself to a lamppost and draw on his own face with lipstick and upload the pictures to social media to make it look like a mad night

 

[Donald Twain]

Sounds like it's gonna be a right laugh isn't it Donald, best man will turn up and have half a lager and then get off, leaving Christopher to sit there listening to stories from his drunken father in law about how his future wife was conceived and then crying about how he hates his life.

Ash will then handcuff himself to a lamppost and draw on his own face with lipstick and upload the pictures to social media to make it look like a mad night

I have to say Bungle you're one of only a handful of posters where if i see you posting then I turn up to gawp !