@ashtonian forum stag do.

[Kurt.]

Haha we tried that one past her. Sadly she not open to that either.

I could eat a load of mushrooms and get arrested for all she cares, just no females haha

shemales ok though ??

 

[Bungle]

I have to say Bungle you're one of only a handful of posters where if i see you posting then I turn up to gawp !

It makes for some tragic viewing but I seem to have no self control to stop posting

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway Ash, if I was around on the night I would come over and buy you a beer lad.... hope it goes well and I hope the wedding goes even better... enjoy yourself lid x

 

[Ashtonian]

@Ashtonian I have a prize winning marrow that I plan on inserting into your future wife's arsehole on her hen do. By arsehole I don't mean you this time.

Don't think she will hire a clown for it mate.

It might be a bit weird

 

[COYBL25]

Don't think she will hire a clown for it mate.

It might be a bit weird

 

[Bungle]

Don't think she will hire a clown for it mate.

It might be a bit weird

Not even if I make balloon animals in the shape of broken tassimo machines?

 

[Ashtonian]

Not even if I make balloon animals in the shape of broken tassimo machines?

It's in the bin now that haha

 

[Ashtonian]

shemales ok though ??

I don't think I even want them haha

 

[Gladystweet]

I don't think I even want them haha

You don't sound 100% sure to me. We'll put you down as a maybe.

 

[artetas sock]

I'm gonna do da mixin innit bro!

Ok, maybe just me lappy and a bit of you.dj

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Let's do a whip round to purchase a forum supporter membership for our groom to be. I'll start with 24p. Don't be tight now lads.

 

[Kiwi]

Let's do a whip round to purchase a forum supporter membership for our groom to be. I'll start with 24p. Don't be tight now lads.

Someone has to be tight though, the bride sure won't be after her hens night.

 

[tommye]

Someone has to be tight though, the bride sure won't be after her hens night.

 

[Ashtonian]

So right now I have....

Best man (might be very late)
Good mate
Bet mans future brother in law
Father in law
2 brother in laws
Cousin in law (is that a thing) and his step son
Potentially uncle in law (late 50s and not fun)
With another cousin in law I have never met potentially
Hoping on at least one other mate
And whoever the best man can get to come last minute now.

Does that sound like a good guest list? Haha

 

[Brendan Janus]

So right now I have....

Best man (might be very late)
Good mate
Bet mans future brother in law
Father in law
2 brother in laws
Cousin in law (is that a thing) and his step son
Potentially uncle in law (late 50s and not fun)
With another cousin in law I have never met potentially
Hoping on at least one other mate
And whoever the best man can get to come last minute now.

Does that sound like a good guest list? Haha

Sounds like you don't know your formation or your best team !!