Completely agree. They’ve looked a mile better than the rest of the team.
Crumbled after that first goal today.
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Match Thread Aston Villa v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll
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Crumbled after that first goal today.
Yep they’re the only ones
Maybe Tarkowski for not looking disastrous next to many disasters
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Official ratings:
Pickford - 5 - Soft of him to come out the way he did. Always going to be a penalty.
Patterson - 4 - Just offers so, so little as a modern full back. Slow, clumsy, poor in possession. I have a bit of sympathy as it has to be soul-destroying as a full back for Everton with no support on the wing.
Tarkowski - 5 - Brought down to his CB partner's level but he's the captain there and is doing nothing to fire them up.
Keane - 1 - Just the performance we all expected really. Two decent assists for Villa.
Young - 5 - Skinned alive for the first goal, no real impact after that. Must be hard with absolutely nothing on the wing ahead of him mind you.
Onana - 4 - Didn't notice him whatsoever, as usual. Needs selling to get some money in, but it'd probably just end up disappearing anyway.
Gueye - 4 - Best days are long gone. Liability today leaving gaping holes in our midfield. Him and Onana cannot play together again, but will.
Garner - 6 - Our best player again, but zero support in front or alongside him so it's impossible for him to have an impact on the game.
Doucouré - 4 - Nowhere to be seen.
Iwobi - 3 - Pathetic as per. Get kin rid ffs.
DCL - N/A - So many terrible players 'supporting' him, up front by himself, injured in an innocuous challenge early on.
Dyche - 0 - Abysmal team selection. Why not start Danjuma who appears to be fit? Michael Keane, really? Four central midfielders on the field? Get gone you useless waste of space.
Pickford - 5 - Soft of him to come out the way he did. Always going to be a penalty.
Patterson - 4 - Just offers so, so little as a modern full back. Slow, clumsy, poor in possession. I have a bit of sympathy as it has to be soul-destroying as a full back for Everton with no support on the wing.
Tarkowski - 5 - Brought down to his CB partner's level but he's the captain there and is doing nothing to fire them up.
Keane - 1 - Just the performance we all expected really. Two decent assists for Villa.
Young - 5 - Skinned alive for the first goal, no real impact after that. Must be hard with absolutely nothing on the wing ahead of him mind you.
Onana - 4 - Didn't notice him whatsoever, as usual. Needs selling to get some money in, but it'd probably just end up disappearing anyway.
Gueye - 4 - Best days are long gone. Liability today leaving gaping holes in our midfield. Him and Onana cannot play together again, but will.
Garner - 6 - Our best player again, but zero support in front or alongside him so it's impossible for him to have an impact on the game.
Doucouré - 4 - Nowhere to be seen.
Iwobi - 3 - Pathetic as per. Get kin rid ffs.
DCL - N/A - So many terrible players 'supporting' him, up front by himself, injured in an innocuous challenge early on.
Dyche - 0 - Abysmal team selection. Why not start Danjuma who appears to be fit? Michael Keane, really? Four central midfielders on the field? Get gone you useless waste of space.
ForeverEverton
Player Valuation: £50m
We will lose to Wolves.....
ToffeeScot
Player Valuation: £8m
We need to drop Doucoure aswell as Keane. Both have put in disgraceful performances in these first two games.
from_the_eighties
Player Valuation: £750k
No way this lot is beating Wolves,especially if Wolves repeat their performance at Old Trafford, let's be honest we are not Brighton so I would ignore their result yesterday.
BigDunc'sFod
Player Valuation: £35m
And it's still full of less crap than our first team
Garner left with no options there
Nobody wanted to run in front of the ball
Hate the lot of em
Nobody wanted to run in front of the ball
Hate the lot of em
kiss the crest
Player Valuation: £35m
Feel sorry for Dobbin and Danjuma when they go forward there is no one to pass to, as our midfield just stand still, it's like Dyche has said you are not allowed in the opposition half
toffeemeister77
Player Valuation: £5m
We desperately need a center back after losing Mina and Coady.
YoboCopter
Player Valuation: £50m
Shocking stuff
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