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Player Valuation: £70m
Godfrey tied him in knots last season so much so he cried.Haaland will score 10+ against us
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Godfrey tied him in knots last season so much so he cried.Haaland will score 10+ against us
4 points from the first 4 games is still on! 0-0 against Wolves and 1-0 against Sheff Utd and we will keep the dream alive
I miss big YerryOf course. But could be a case of Branthwaite making mistakes but allowing them to improve. That would be fine if we could score and win games. We can't. So it's catch 22.
We're going to need that new manager bounce earlier than we thoughtIs it too early change our manager? This definitely isn't the Everton way. Just not good enough. If Graham is available, I'd get him in
Can’t really argue with any of that.Official ratings:
Pickford - 5 - Soft of him to come out the way he did. Always going to be a penalty.
Patterson - 4 - Just offers so, so little as a modern full back. Slow, clumsy, poor in possession. I have a bit of sympathy as it has to be soul-destroying as a full back for Everton with no support on the wing.
Tarkowski - 5 - Brought down to his CB partner's level but he's the captain there and is doing nothing to fire them up.
Keane - 1 - Just the performance we all expected really. Two decent assists for Villa.
Young - 5 - Skinned alive for the first goal, no real impact after that. Must be hard with absolutely nothing on the wing ahead of him mind you.
Onana - 4 - Didn't notice him whatsoever, as usual. Needs selling to get some money in, but it'd probably just end up disappearing anyway.
Gueye - 4 - Best days are long gone. Liability today leaving gaping holes in our midfield. Him and Onana cannot play together again, but will.
Garner - 6 - Our best player again, but zero support in front or alongside him so it's impossible for him to have an impact on the game.
Doucouré - 4 - Nowhere to be seen.
Iwobi - 3 - Pathetic as per. Get kin rid ffs.
DCL - N/A - So many terrible players 'supporting' him, up front by himself, injured in an innocuous challenge early on.
Dyche - 0 - Abysmal team selection. Why not start Danjuma who appears to be fit? Michael Keane, really? Four central midfielders on the field? Get gone you useless waste of space.
Nah, watch that first goal again. Walks around watching them pass and score. Literally not in the game, drifts past the near post when there's 3 other defenders around. He's been bad today just Keane make everything look better by comparison.Yep they’re the only ones
Maybe Tarkowski for not looking disastrous next to many disasters
And Dyche will retain the full backing out the club. Disgrace from top to bottom.We will lose to Wolves.....
37 is the new 40
Even an average of a point a game from here to the end of the season is touch and go whether we stay up.