At what point does it become acceptable....

[Mr. White]

I can't bring myself to fart in front of a girlfriend, even when she has only been there to provide a girlfriend like experience. I'm kind of old fashioned that way.

 

[witchdoc187]

One Sunday morning I was dying for a poop following curry night with a beauty who had only a small window in the toilet next to her bedroom, insufficient for masking my madras. As a mark of respect I lied I wanted to go for a run and jogged to the local park to use the facilities. Fortunately they were open and I took full advantage. To give the impression i was a long distance runner I delayed running back and simply sat in the park and wept with joy at my relief.

 

[COYBL25]

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

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Might have FFS

 

[lancs blue]

Blame it on the dog

 

[Khalekan]

.....to fart in front of your new girlfriend?[/b%]

It's becoming a concern I'll be honest. I do enjoy a fart and holding them is really painful.

Not long ago, I woke up creased with wind. It was genuinely uncomfortable so I made an excuse to go out to my car saying that I'd left my wallet in there. Once I got in I erupted, if I'd have done that in the house she'd have heard it 100%.

Anyway, it's been just under 3 months. Shall I just unleash and hope for the best, or maintain my gentlemanly approach?

Disclaimer - She's fit and I am aware I am punching considerably above my weight so need to get this right!

Never.

Not even if and when she becomes your wife

In fact it is never acceptable to fart in front of anyone IMO.

I accept that occasionally farting in public is urgent and unavoidable but that is a rarity for the vast majority of people.

You generally have a bit of notice so just excuse yourself from.the company.....preferably popping outdoors.

But stone me, Lee.....do not let one off in front of yer bird