At what point does it become acceptable....

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

My mate "Boozer" did this, and it was so bad his missus (Sheldon, real name), got dressed and drove him home.

Laughed uncontrollably reading this, and in beautiful poetic symmetry, unexpectedly farted into the bargain. My missus’ reaction was to ignore me and continue watching the telly. Taking her as a reliable control subject, looks like you’re good to go @LydiateLee!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Pretty sure I’ve told this before about how I was giving my very first girlfriend a kiss goodnight on her step, in the days where I was a gentlemen with a heart. I had held a fart in for hours and waited for her to go inside and let rip in the street.

Only for her very fit sister to walk up the path and laugh at me.

 

[roydo]

Pretty sure I’ve told this before about how I was giving my very first girlfriend a kiss goodnight on her step, in the days where I was a gentlemen with a heart. I had held a fart in for hours and waited for her to go inside and let rip in the street.

Only for her very fit sister to walk up the path and laugh at me.

Reminds me, we havnt had a Confessions thread for a while.

 

[Rob17896]

.....to fart in front of your new girlfriend?

It's becoming a concern I'll be honest. I do enjoy a fart and holding them is really painful.

Not long ago, I woke up creased with wind. It was genuinely uncomfortable so I made an excuse to go out to my car saying that I'd left my wallet in there. Once I got in I erupted, if I'd have done that in the house she'd have heard it 100%.

Anyway, it's been just under 3 months. Shall I just unleash and hope for the best, or maintain my gentlemanly approach?

Disclaimer - She's fit and I am aware I am punching considerably above my weight so need to get this right!

Peasant!!!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Reminds me, we havnt had a Confessions thread for a while.

You can start

“ how I killed Bryan”.

 

[Groucho]

Fart freely.

If she’s the one for you she’ll understand.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Farting in the match is the best . Silent ones though and just soak up the reactions and accusations flying around Z

 

[Ivo]

Either do one under the covers and shove her head under (the Dutch oven), or let one out whilst in the 69 position.

 

[LydiateLee]

Genuinely loved reading these replies
General consensus reads go for it.
I'll report back....

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Farting in the match is the best . Silent ones though and just soak up the reactions and accusations flying around Z

Dangerous them tho. If you let a stinker off it’s impossible to hide the facts you are the brewer.

 

[canuckblue]

Two guys in a lift, one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Dangerous them tho. If you let a stinker off it’s impossible to hide the facts you are the brewer.

I’ve got an innocent face

 

[efcjames]

What a thread.

 

[orly]

Reminds me, we havnt had a Confessions thread for a while.

I usually save them for after defeats in the Everton forum

*savours endorsement*

 

[COYBL25]

I bet you got one of them plug in ones that vibrates every time a punter sends you tokens!

and what’s wrong with that may I ask ?