At what point does it become acceptable....

[johnnydawg68]

Fart once in front of her then gauge her reaction. She'll let you know if it's too soon or not.

 

[Frang]

Wouldn't have been too bad, but she lived two houses away. lol

next street mate!

 

[canuckblue]

I knew I could count on my Evertonian brothers for sound advice on this topic.

Well in lads.

Apt.

 

[canuckblue]

Take her to Anfield and do it there. She'll never notice....

 

[SerenityNigh]

I bet you got one of them plug in ones that vibrates every time a punter sends you tokens!

That's an cryptocurrency with some merit! Buttcoin mining could be a huge industry. I'll be back soon with news on the ICO.

 

[Seathestars]

Make some balloon animals, sure to impress.

 

[PITA]

If she’s that fit have your whole bottom half removed from your body to avoid the issue.
NOTE: This advice might be somewhat flawed.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Fanny-farts or proper farts?

 

[Frang]

Fanny-farts or proper farts?

fanny-farts are real farts mush.. nowt better than a saggy fanny letting one rip just after you've pulled out.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

fanny-farts are real farts mush.. nowt better than a saggy fanny letting one rip just after you've pulled out.

What a way with words
You old romantic

 

[Frang]

What a way with words
You old romantic

love puffs I call em mush

 

[bol-uk]

once woke a bird up in the night after a huge fart.. i'd been holding it in allnight and it was horrible having it build up... anyway it still makes me cringe thinking about it.

My mate "Boozer" did this, and it was so bad his missus (Sheldon, real name), got dressed and drove him home.

 

[tonyhorne]

My mate "Boozer" did this, and it was so bad his missus (Sheldon, real name), got dressed and drove him home.

So a win-win situation all round then...

 

[magicjuan]

Eat roses, drink perfume, blame her...or

she's asking her mates the same question

 

[canuckblue]

Go all Dutch oven on her.