Atheists

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Just for the record the accusations of me being @emir are unfounded but the abundant paranoia means I’ve won, dear readers.

Who has accused you of being emir? They must be crushed!

 

[COYBL25]

Christmas was usurped from the atheists celebrating the solstice as being the beginning of the end of the worst of winter. So atheists were around celebrating this time if year long before massed emotional social control .... sorry .... religion came along.

Are you back on dry land or still stuck in a lock on the Trent and Mersey ?

 

[Jebus_lives]

Keep Christ in Christmas

The woke will want me banned for this.

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Absolutely 100% card carrying atheist hypocrite here.

Koff with yer god and Merry Christmas!

Ps. Astonished this isn't an @emir thread. How strange!

You're probably the first one praying to our Lord when we're one nil up tomorrow, barely holding on, three minutes from full time.

We should give something back to God for that Goodison miracle vs Palace last season.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Atheists are taking the best bits of Christianity without putting in the hard yards. Like when they fill their fat mouth’s full of chocolate at Easter. The world is full of hypocrisy and atheists sit at the very top of the tree.

Theres an 'angel on a christmas tree' joke and one about 'a star*' but I'm to bloated and lazy to find it.

 

[Rita_Poon]

You really think the true meaning of Christmas is stuffing yourself with food, alcohol abuse and overload your loved ones with presents?

As an atheist I worry only about one thing. How on earth the hell can I afford those gas prizes in afterlife?

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I believe the chap in the red pajamas has the heat covered...

 

[chicoazul]

Who has accused you of being emir? They must be crushed!

@MaupsGoat is an actual human blancmange.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I work in Manchester City centre and there’s a lot of people in my office who practice Islam. Some of the people on my team weren’t happy they booked Christmas off and didn’t get the holidays they’d requested. “They aren’t even Christians, they don’t celebrate it” “oh yer, when was the last time you went to mass on Christmas Day?” Pipe down ye blerts it’s a national holiday, you don’t have to prove your faith at the door to get into the party

Peace on earth good will to all, bless us everyone, etc... so when are those highlighted above turning pro like...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You're probably the first one praying to our Lord when we're one nil up tomorrow, barely holding on, three minutes from full time.

We should give something back to God for that Goodison miracle vs Palace last season.

Mate, I pray to all the deities and have come close to sacrificing a pet to Satan when Everton play. Gotta cover all bases...

 

[Rita_Poon]

Mate, I pray to all the deities and have come close to sacrificing a pet to Satan when Everton play. Gotta cover all bases...

Try spunk, it may get their attention...

 

[Lee Smith]

I’m an atheist, but still enjoy thinking about what Xmas is really all about. Merry Xmas one and all

 

[ilikecheese]

@MaupsGoat is an actual human blancmange.

Is that another name for the white whale Ahab was after?

 

[magicjuan]

It's a pagan festival you pasties ?

 

[bluerobert]

It's a pagan festival you pasties ?

It’s not actually Pagan, they just picked the same day as an existing Pagan holiday so the transition was easier

 

[Cels]

Just for the record the accusations of me being @emir are unfounded but the abundant paranoia means I’ve won, dear readers.

I will admit that I often get the impression you are about 50% of the users on here...

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