Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

[bluesb1970]

Somethings not right about him former pizza chef suddenly doing multi million deals conspiracy theorists dream. Front for organised crime

People change and move on though, I used to be a baby!

 

[ToffeeTim]

The Witsel situation is just like a lot of my failed love interests. lol

I court them, finally grow a set and ask them out. Everythings great. Then the dreaded ''I'm so sorry I can't make it. Maybe another time?'' And you keep coming back to them. And the response is always ''maybe another time?''

And guess what..... That other time doesn't ever actually happen! I think we need to move on.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

The Witsel situation is just like a lot of my failed love interests. lol

I court them, finally grow a set and ask them out. Everythings great. Then the dreaded ''I'm so sorry I can't make it. Maybe another time?'' And you keep coming back to them. And the response is always ''maybe another time?''

And guess what..... That other time doesn't ever actually happen! I think we need to move on.

Good analogy, I bet Witsel has to stay in each night of the week to wash his hair.

 

[LostLegend]

The Witsel situation is just like a lot of my failed love interests. lol

I court them, finally grow a set and ask them out. Everythings great. Then the dreaded ''I'm so sorry I can't make it. Maybe another time?'' And you keep coming back to them. And the response is always ''maybe another time?''

And guess what..... That other time doesn't ever actually happen! I think we need to move on.

Then you find out she's hooked up with a fancier Italian bloke?

 

[tim cahill]

The Witsel situation is just like a lot of my failed love interests. lol

I court them, finally grow a set and ask them out. Everythings great. Then the dreaded ''I'm so sorry I can't make it. Maybe another time?'' And you keep coming back to them. And the response is always ''maybe another time?''

And guess what..... That other time doesn't ever actually happen! I think we need to move on.

I heard a story the other day on the radio of a guy that proposed 71 times before she said yes. Persistence!

 

[The Esk]

Axel Witsel - he signs when he wants.

 

[Dave Higgs]

Axel Witsel - he signs when he wants.

If you're a Italian side

 

[EFCccc]

Axel Witsel - he signs when he wants.

You still confident?.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Axel Witsel - he signs when he wants.

Why would the lad not want to be ready for the first game of the season, for whoever he was to sign for? He seems like he wants an extended holiday the tit.

 

[The Esk]

You still confident?.

Yes mate, as confident as I was 6 weeks ago.

 

[tadao]

Then you find out she's hooked up with a fancier Italian bloke?

Yeah, but they love themselves too much, so when she realises wham bam isn't the best, we should be patient, let things work their natural course and then bang...How much do you want? No chance love, sign here you're ours now!

 

[tim cahill]

Yes mate, as confident as I was 6 weeks ago.

If it's taken this long already then I can see it being dragged out until deadline day.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Axel Witsel - he signs when he wants.

I'm still not getting this. This has been dragging on for ages. If he was coming I'm sure he would be here by now. A couple of weeks ago it was all down to his UK agent making daft demands in the contract. What has happened since? Have Everton walked away and no one knows this?

 

[Jack29]

Axel Witsel - he signs when he wants.

@The Esk I fear your trusty friend providing you with these snippets of information is taking you for a ride.

Mr Koeman must be in a state of regret.

 

[IcelandBlue]

What about us? Do we want to sleep with her, when she finally deigns to look at us, if and when Juve and Milies are not available? Do we just wait, slobbering, like idiots? Or do we have pride? "Esk: She fcuksus when she wants?" Really?