Blueblooded
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I really can't tell with this one, despite seeing it from a couple of angles, so I would probably have given Bale the benefit of the doubt (but wouldn't have given a penalty either). It's certainly far less worthy of a booking than Sewerez's belly-flop vs Stoke and I can't believe the likes of Bale and Fellaini have received more official sanction than the stud-raking, foul-faking, card-waving, race-baiting buck-toothed tvvat from across the park <end of fume>